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(Daily Mail)   Hello, I am Russia Customs. I have 20 billion Euros in warehouse, and need your help to remove it after final proof that you are owner. For only cost of plane ticket you have money. Bring suitcase large enough for 200 pallets   ( divider line
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2013-09-29 05:30:47 PM  
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The money belongs to Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfield, stolen from the Green Zone during the Gulf War.  They shifted it there because they knew that a Democrat was going to win the 2008 elections and they needed to hide the money until a Republican administration could retake the White Hourse.
2013-09-29 07:07:43 PM  
1 vote:
If Russia is not seizing it then it means that they know who it belongs to, and that person/organization is alive but unable to claim it at the moment, and that person/organization has blackmail info on Putin or another important Russian.
2013-09-29 06:19:23 PM  
1 vote:
Bring a van to move the barrels, just watch out for Nazis

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2013-09-29 05:44:23 PM  
1 vote:
The Russian government has so far not seized the money. Lyalin added: 'It turns out that there are no reasonable grounds for seizing it.

They should take lessons from the United States. Just say it's drug money, and keep it unless someone can prove otherwise.
2013-09-29 05:28:55 PM  
1 vote:
The sad thing, if the US could somehow legitimately claim it over international laws of some sort for the cost of running the Iran War that took out Saddam, it still won't cover more than half a year's worth of fighting.

/The war would pay for itself from oil revenues, they said.
//My ass.
2013-09-29 04:19:19 PM  
1 vote:
Oh shiat - that's where I left that. Yup, that's mine, you can send back to me now.
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