davin: Brick-House: If I had the power to snapy fingers and have all Muslims vanish from the earth. Yes I would and I would sleep well at night. And no I do not believe this would solve all the worlds problems, just 80 to 90 percent of them.We could solve another 15% by euthanizing all those people that categorize based on religious stereotype.
hasty ambush: In Kenya, the right to private gun ownership is not guaranteed by law
LineNoise: I could swear Lalla Alla Akbar had adjusted their charter and explicitly banned hazing. The dean is going to be furious with this, and they are sure to get kicked off campus this time.Not that it matters, their mixers always sucked.
walkingtall: Every single statement made in this wall of text is laughably wrong. It is the absolute conviction and earnestness you seem to show that makes it scary. Nothing you wrote is right and if anyone agrees with you they are just as wrong as you are. Please dont anyone believe any of this.
IronTom: It is the shooters, not the guns. These people and their ilk have been getting more murderous lately, or maybe we are just hearing about it finally.
sethen320: Really? Mass killings in Nigeria are news now?
Clemkadidlefark: If they just had the sense to establish Gun Free Zones these acts of senseless violence would immediately stop.
K3rmy: LtDarkstar: Are they Nigerian princes?/Has a check waiting for you!//Niger plz!///Just sayin...From the desk of Abudar Kurraba,Dearest Friend,With the recent tragedy at the College of Agriculture in Gujba, Yobe, I have recently come into an amount of no small importance The amount in question is 48 billion Naira which is approximately 300 million US dollars. My intent is to leave Nigeria with the money I now have. I require your assistance to transfer the money out. Your compensation will be one tenth of the total amount, which is approximately 30 million dollars. Time is of great importance so please respond quickly.
Mrbogey: Apparently the idea that the world is round is a western plot to weaken Islam. Also the water cycle is un-Islamic. Rain comes from Allah not condensation!
WhyteRaven74: Brick-House: And no I do not believe this would solve all the worlds problems, just 80 to 90 percent of them.then you know very little about the worlds problems.
Sock Ruh Tease: The group called "Learning is Forbidden" attacked a college? Wow, how original.
catmandu: Can we have some kind of plague quickly spread over the world and take about 40-50% of the inhabitants? The Earth is in need of another cleansing.
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