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(New York Daily News)   School district accountant stole more than $3 million in lunch money by stuffing it in her bra   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Silly, School district accountant, school districts, white-collar crimes, Rialto, Randy De Anda  
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6166 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Sep 2013 at 6:45 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-28 01:49:11 AM  
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bojon: I am trying to wrap my head around how many 1s and 5s it would take during a 180 day school year to get to that 3,000,000$.

3 million over 7 years
430k a year (which reminds me, WHERE did this money go? what did she spend that much money on?? LOL)

$2,400 a day
2-400 kids 10 to 5 dollars each?

got to love the complete lack of oversight.
WHERE was the money supposed to go and didnt someone see the whole in the budget?
of course, as the accountant, she just hid the missing money ....

no one watches the watchers
2013-09-28 12:39:35 PM  
1 vote:
Is this some kind of a bust?
2013-09-28 08:11:55 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "Though official charges have yet to be filed, police say that when they went to Oakes' house to arrest her, they found thousands of dollars in stolen cash."

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Every time cops see cash it is either:

A. Drug money (confiscate)
B, Stolen money (confiscate)

Also: Cop Math is a hell of a drug
2013-09-28 08:00:35 AM  
1 vote:

Without Fail: Sounds like a big bust.

You win everything.
2013-09-28 06:57:12 AM  
1 vote:
Nothing about where the cameras were.

And how many years of video was collected to get to $3M.
2013-09-28 06:55:29 AM  
1 vote:
I thought the headline meant she'd used the money for a succession of costly boob jobs
2013-09-28 06:55:11 AM  
1 vote:
After 7 years and 3 million dollars, I think I would have said it was good enough instead of continuing to push my luck.

/Though it looks like they just pulled the 3 million dollar number out of nowhere
//Seems awfully high to me
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