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(New York Daily News)   School district accountant stole more than $3 million in lunch money by stuffing it in her bra   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
    More: Silly, School district accountant, school districts, white-collar crimes, Rialto, Randy De Anda  
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2013-09-28 07:40:13 AM  
5 votes:
Sounds like a big bust.
2013-09-28 01:33:33 AM  
4 votes:
Well, I guess Victoria's Secret is out now
2013-09-28 01:00:45 AM  
4 votes:
Don't even ask how she got the rolls of quarters out.
2013-09-28 12:39:35 PM  
1 vote:
Is this some kind of a bust?
2013-09-28 08:11:17 AM  
1 vote:

namatad: got to love the complete lack of oversight.
WHERE was the money supposed to go and didnt someone see the whole in the budget?
of course, as the accountant, she just hid the missing money ....

no one watches the watchers

A women near me was skimming tens of thousands off the local council. Her job was to collect the money from parking machines, reconcile cash with expected totals and bank it. It was only when someone from the government audit office came along and said "WTF?" and got them to check some past results that they realised she'd been pocketing 10% of the money for 10 years.

Funniest one was a guy who was doing the parking at Bristol Zoo. The zoo thought he was working for the council. The council thought he was working for the zoo. They only found out when the zoo called the council to ask where he was as parking was getting out of hand. The guy had just disappeared and someone estimated he'd made £7m.
2013-09-28 06:55:29 AM  
1 vote:
I thought the headline meant she'd used the money for a succession of costly boob jobs
2013-09-28 01:59:36 AM  
1 vote:

bojon: I am trying to wrap my head around how many 1s and 5s it would take during a 180 day school year to get to that 3,000,000$.

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2013-09-28 12:20:42 AM  
1 vote:
Cup size $$$$$?
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