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(Some Guy)   Little girl's science fair experiment proves that microwaves are KILLING US ALL   ( divider line
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2013-09-27 08:31:23 PM  
11 votes:
2013-09-27 08:42:53 PM  
6 votes:
Water doesn't have DNA to corrupt.
2013-09-28 01:12:58 AM  
4 votes:
Don't pour boiling water on plants.
2013-09-28 01:11:42 AM  
4 votes:
Maybe she should have let the water cool off first before dumping it on the plant?
2013-09-28 02:43:29 AM  
2 votes:

Johnsnownw: I don't use one...and haven't for 10 years.

Why does anyone need a microwave?

I'm not even sure why anyone even bothered to actually invent anything that you don't use. It was clearly a waste of their time.
2013-09-28 12:15:39 AM  
2 votes:

TheCheese: This is 100% baloney.

Thanks for that. Sounded like bullshiat to me. Though I was thinking maybe she used a plastic container for the microwaved water and something leached out of the plastic.

Oh, and from the Snopes link this is from 2006.
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2013-09-27 08:38:59 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe she was using Brawndo.
2013-09-28 03:05:28 AM  
1 vote:

Johnsnownw: I don't use one...and haven't for 10 years.

Why does anyone need a microwave?

I'm a lazy bachelor. And I can reheat a cup of coffee in one minute.

Any more questions?
2013-09-28 02:13:27 AM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: And people look at me sideways when I say I don't use a microwave

It's the same look you give to people who constantly tell you how they don't watch TV shows, or keep telling you she doesn't eat the glutens not because she's celiac but reasons.
2013-09-28 02:03:41 AM  
1 vote:
This experiment proves it: if you pour boiling water on a plant, it will die.
2013-09-28 01:51:16 AM  
1 vote:

Johnsnownw: I don't use one...and haven't for 10 years.

Why does anyone need a microwave?

Why does anyone need a car?

Why would anyone need a smartphone?
2013-09-28 01:32:10 AM  
1 vote:
This is as retarded as the claim that DVD & Blu ray players and their discs are radioactive, and that people need to keep their players outside of the house at least 25 feet away (hooked up to your TV by a looooonnng cable).
2013-09-28 01:31:10 AM  
1 vote:

rocky_howard: Jesus, that made my brain hurt. Just saw a couple of doofuses linking to it on Facebook...

Some things wrong with it:

1.- DNA? We don't care about the food DNA... We don't do anything with it and we're eating the food after it's dead, so...

2.- "Microwaves agitate the molecules to move faster and faster." Uh, do you know what "heat" is? It's molecules moving faster and faster...

3.- "This movement causes friction which denatures the original make-up of the substance." As does regular cooking. Heat in all its forms gradually denatures the nutrients of the food.

4.-  "These things that are not found in nature." You mean, just like aspirin and tons of medicines? Like computers, maybe?

"Destroying minerals" is what got me.
2013-09-28 01:27:30 AM  
1 vote:
omg! H2O contains DNA!!!
2013-09-28 01:22:03 AM  
1 vote:
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You know you could all do this experiment yourselves but you're scared of what you might find out. Or maybe your DNA is corrupted! Maybe the corruption goes deep within your soul!
2013-09-28 01:21:23 AM  
1 vote:
Prepared By: William P. Kopp
A. R. E. C. Research Operations

Reminds me of the gibberish added to "Nigerian Lottery" spam emails to make them seem more "official".
2013-09-28 01:16:38 AM  
1 vote:
Actually, boiling on the stove kills the flouride. It it the flouride, not the microwaves, people. Wake up!!!
2013-09-28 01:10:39 AM  
1 vote:

Johnsnownw: I don't use one...and haven't for 10 years.

Why does anyone need a microwave?

I  bet you don't even own a TV.
2013-09-28 12:28:22 AM  
1 vote:
It was a government false flag operation

What they did is they entered the home late at night and replaced it with a dying plant.

Why? Simple

Nuking water makes fluoride multiply. They would have gotten caught if they didn't shiat all over this brave young girls patriotic science experiment.
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