Harry Freakstorm: So he's getting a girlfriend but having his junk altered? What heinous crime did he commit to deserve this? Even if we had caught Hitler, the Hague wouldn't have allowed this.
cgraves67: She's probably crazy, like those women who mail marriage proposals to incarcerated men they've never met.
sulco: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 527x393]He's missing the point.
Amos Quito: FTA: "Cornelius might be neutered to prevent him passing the virus to any potential offspring.""Good morning, Cornelius!""Morning""I have good news and bad news""What's the good news?""You're getting a mate""Awesome!!! And the bad news?""We're cutting your balls off"
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