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(Daily Mail)   German nymphomaniac killed her two newborn babies so she could go to swingers club. At least she's hot, right?   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Obvious, Steffie Koppers, baby, Duesseldorf  
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2013-09-27 09:28:55 AM  
3 votes:
FTA: The Kali sex club charges men up to £65 a time to enter but women get in for less than £10.

Is it really appropriate to complain about this in an article about someone who murdered their children? Stay classy, Allan Hall.
2013-09-27 10:39:22 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-09-27 09:55:09 AM  
2 votes:
Why is it that the only people who are attracted to swinging and nudism are people who no one in their
right mind want to see naked?
2013-09-27 09:46:43 AM  
2 votes:

alwaysjaded: alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.

Screwed that all up. No more posting before noon for me.

I hate it when people catch their own mistakes.  I was going to totally jump on that and then you would try to defend it.  Then I would make a devastatingly witty quip that both proved my correctness and humiliated you.  Then everyone on Fark would start piling on.  You would then desperately defend a position that you knew was wrong while I lob incendiary bombs of proper grammar and transcendent mirth on your bent head until the denizens of the forums hoisted me onto their shoulders and blew trumpets while they parade me back and forth between the politics and entertainment tabs.  Now that won't happen.  Thanks a lot.
2013-09-27 09:45:45 AM  
2 votes:

cman: She's ugly by even British standards

You're retarded. Even by American standards.
2013-09-27 09:27:09 AM  
2 votes:
Much like nudists, swingers are never as hot as your mind makes them out to be.
2013-09-27 10:47:47 AM  
1 vote:

r1niceboy: webron: jpo2269: This is proof God has a sense of humor.

And the punch line is two dead children?

That's not a funny punchline, I agree. Three would have been better.

I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors.
2013-09-27 10:11:20 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-27 09:58:52 AM  
1 vote:

Gonz: Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.

I am pro-choice, and I'll admit that if she just plopped these kids out, didn't look at them or acknowledge them in any way, and this was a case of 100% neglect from the get go, then there isn't much a difference than having an abortions right up to the point of labor, as I've heard some people say they'd be open to.
2013-09-27 09:48:40 AM  
1 vote:
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She gets awful hungry for ten schlongs at eight (She's starving)
She loves getting gangplowed but she never comes late
She also never bothers to discriminate
That's why this cowfrau is a tramp

She's taken on barons, Hasselhoffs, and earls
Chubby chaser or bored tourist any bum with anal pearls
She's killed her babies to give Herr Hobos a whirl
That's why herr swampthing is a tramp!

She loves the the free, fresh sputz in her hair
Life without care
She huge and broke...could be a bloke!

She'll hate the years in the Stalag - but pass time mounting guard dogs...
That's why the sheglob
That's why madame whatchamacallit
That's why herr seacow
make a grown lion meeeow
sperm-drunker than Deano
Don't mean to be mean oh
but this Hessian amoral flubbo chick
I know it's not right but I want want the rights to the flick
that's why this insatiable narwhale... is a tramp!
2013-09-27 09:48:37 AM  
1 vote:
Someone explain why this is different than he having two abortions? She got pregnant, she didn't want the kids, two babies who should have been alive now aren't. She's just pro-choice.
2013-09-27 09:45:59 AM  
1 vote:

Daffydil: and the father never noticed the babies weren't around right?  Riiiiight...

Didn't know she was preggers.
2013-09-27 09:38:52 AM  
1 vote:

dopekitty74: that's a hard 24...


TWENTY four?

Brother, that's a nasty FORTY four!
2013-09-27 09:34:00 AM  
1 vote:
It can't be unseen...
2013-09-27 09:33:26 AM  
1 vote:
Police believe Koppers, who worked for a local tourism authority, became pregnant with the babies she killed through her sex encounters at the club in Kamp Lintfort.

Killing the babies through sex encounters is one weird fetish.  I wouldn't believe it except that they are Germans.

/what do you mean it is just bad grammar?
2013-09-27 09:32:58 AM  
1 vote:
She's 24?


And double ew on the unprotected sex.
2013-09-27 09:27:50 AM  
1 vote:

Lady J: cman: She's ugly by even British standards

tfa, try reading it

Ugh, she is ugly by Brit standards. Nothing in the article contradicts that.
2013-09-27 09:26:42 AM  
1 vote:
Gotta feel bad for the dad, that can't be a fun discovery.
2013-09-27 09:20:20 AM  
1 vote:
fark it, let's bomb Germany again.
2013-09-27 08:50:04 AM  
1 vote:

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Good God, I hope you are saying they look alike, not that you sort of want.
2013-09-27 07:39:40 AM  
1 vote:
She's ugly by even British standards
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