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(Daily Mail)   German nymphomaniac killed her two newborn babies so she could go to swingers club. At least she's hot, right?   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Obvious, Steffie Koppers, baby, Duesseldorf  
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22566 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Sep 2013 at 9:18 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-27 11:01:47 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: If only somebody would discover a low cost way to prevent pregnancy. If it was a once a day pill that would be perfect. To bad it don't exist.

Or maybe some sheath that a guy could put over his schlong.
2013-09-27 11:03:55 AM  
2013-09-27 11:06:57 AM  
Swingers clubs are for people who can't normally attract strange in their everyday lives.

This should be obvious.
2013-09-27 11:10:21 AM  
How about NO!
Hell NO
2013-09-27 11:12:34 AM  
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2013-09-27 11:12:42 AM  
What no adoption in Europe? Granted they were her kids so they were probably mini swamp donkeys like her. And who would adopt a baby if you didn't know what end to diaper?
2013-09-27 11:15:22 AM  
Never click on the German tab.
2013-09-27 11:23:02 AM  

groppet: What no adoption in Europe? Granted they were her kids so they were probably mini swamp donkeys like her. And who would adopt a baby if you didn't know what end to diaper?

It's actually even easier in Germany.  You leave your kid in a drop box, like a Goodwill donation or a Blockbuster dvd.
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2013-09-27 11:37:14 AM  
"I'm just a prom night dumpster baby and though I came from a hole I'm singing from the soul...a prom night dumpster baby."
2013-09-27 11:42:11 AM  
Needs more "nope" memes.
2013-09-27 11:46:13 AM  
Well, at least the fathers are off the hook now.
2013-09-27 11:48:47 AM  
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2013-09-27 11:53:01 AM  
Never has it been more called for

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2013-09-27 12:08:38 PM  
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2013-09-27 12:33:50 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Hot huh?
*clicks link

I knew I had you favorited for a reason!
2013-09-27 01:19:45 PM  

Fafai: FTA: The Kali sex club charges men up to £65 a time to enter but women get in for less than £10.

Is it really appropriate to complain about this in an article about someone who murdered their children? Stay classy, Allan Hall.

I'm not sure if that was a complaint or an attempt to figure out what 'relevant facts' mean by someone who didn't finish high school journalism.
2013-09-27 01:30:11 PM  
How do you say "Tot Mom" in German?
2013-09-27 01:51:27 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [thumbs.newschoolers.com image 320x240]
NCSB: I was drinking in a bar in Indiana with a friend of mine. An older lady and an even older man start talking to me and my friend. She is just being chatty and the guy is pretty nice. Suddenly she says to one of us "I love you". Then she starts talking about love making. She excuses herself to go to the bathroom and the guy says to us "You boys better run." We did.

This should have been a scene in "My Cousin Vinnie".  Instant classic.
2013-09-27 01:53:47 PM  

Millennium: How do you say "Tot Mom" in German?

I'm a bit rusty since 9th grade, but I believe Der Grossenfatbiatch works okay.
2013-09-27 02:08:46 PM  

some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]
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Not just no, but oh hell...
2013-09-27 02:10:08 PM  

alwaysjaded: FTFA: "I'm in the swingerclub Kali. We are three nice ladies but we want men and there are none here."

I hate it when people refer to themselves in the first person.

Think of her talking like Gollum: "We wants it, we needs it, my precious!"
2013-09-27 02:12:10 PM  

dopekitty74: that's a hard 24... shudder...

I'd say it's an extremely squishy and sweaty 24, but then we'd be splitting hairs.

/It's still gross.
2013-09-27 02:15:21 PM  

antisocialworker: Can we call her "The Dingo?" Because she definitely ate the babies.

That's the funniest way to refer to a mouth hugger that I've heard or read all day!
2013-09-27 02:50:37 PM  

Millennium: How do you say "Tot Mom" in German?

Interestingly enough, tot, in German means dead.
2013-09-27 05:14:17 PM  
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2013-09-27 05:20:16 PM  

Millennium: How do you say "Tot Mom" in German?

Die kinderhassen mutter
2013-09-27 08:51:20 PM  
Supposing the babies were girls, and they were destined to grow up to look like exactly their mother. Considering those circumstance are we okay with killing them at birth?
2013-09-27 10:22:56 PM  
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2013-09-27 11:15:57 PM  
I assume that the newborns didn't know the safe word.
2013-09-27 11:21:13 PM  

E5bie: But... Germany has universal health care...
Doesn't that include birth control?

Only for minors.

and maybe abortions as well?

No, it doesn't.
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