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(Fast Company)   Hanes and Fruit of the Loom reportedly fighting over exclusive rights to VagiSoft, a synthetic fleece, for use in its sock division   ( fastcompany.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Vagisoft, fashion brands, Beavis and Butt-head, fruits, original idea  
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10082 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Sep 2013 at 9:18 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-26 10:06:35 PM  
4 votes:
I've stuck my dick in a lot of things, and I must concur, the vagina is the softest, coziest place for it.
2013-09-26 08:16:20 PM  
2 votes:
I was thinking of you when I jerked off into my sock last night...
2013-09-26 11:03:26 PM  
1 vote:
This isn't an Onion link? I'd invest in the company, but I just put all my assets into Titstare.
2013-09-26 11:02:44 PM  
1 vote:
Jesus Farking Christ. 2013-09-26 10:16:46 PM What happens if you get athlete's coont? Must admit, I'm intrigued.
I'm pretty sure they make you an honorary Kardashian.
2013-09-26 10:43:07 PM  
1 vote:

Lava_Backflips: I wonder what the company that made "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" would have called their feminine deoderant spray.?

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2013-09-26 10:39:15 PM  
1 vote:
I'm doing a Kickstarter for a new line of gloves made from Pussygrip material....
2013-09-26 10:16:49 PM  
1 vote:

TWX: fusillade762: the801: don't like the stuff. gave me athlete's foot.

You got athlete's foot on your penis?

Better than a yeast infection of the big toe...

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2013-09-26 09:37:30 PM  
1 vote:

pmmal: putting on an Ugg boot is "like putting your foot in a Care Bear's vagina."

How would he know?
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