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(KIRO TV)   Your made-for-Fark headline of the day: "Half-naked man who destroyed yachts ran from 'female ninja'"   ( kirotv.com) divider line
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4416 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Sep 2013 at 8:00 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-26 09:32:29 PM  
1 vote:
When I skimmed the headline, "female ninja" morphed into "mangina".
2013-09-26 08:45:33 PM  
1 vote:
'Police showed up shortly after to find Bray straddling the stern of the boat without pants.'

Or as we call it in Florida, Thursday.

Yes our boats wear pants on their stern.
2013-09-26 08:41:05 PM  
1 vote:
Not Florida?

son, i am disapoint.
2013-09-26 08:37:51 PM  
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johnson442: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Running from a ninja is usually your last mistake.

As opposed to what? NOT running?

Honestly, have you ever tried just sitting down and talking to your ninja?
2013-09-26 08:25:15 PM  
1 vote:
It's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove"
2013-09-26 08:23:41 PM  
1 vote:

mesmer242: If I was a female ninja, I think I would prefer the term "ninjette"

I thought female ninjas were called Arabs?
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