FARK.com: (7950022) How to honor a retiring athlete? Retire his jersey? Naw. How about making a painting of him as a centaur and giving it to him on TV?

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		How to honor a retiring athlete? Retire his jersey? Naw. How about making a painting of him as a centaur and giving it to him on TV? ( southstandsdenver.com)		29
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walkerhound

2013-09-26 11:11:53 AM

This one?

jaylectricity

2013-09-26 01:08:27 PM

Like A-Rod's?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2013-09-26 01:15:15 PM

topcon

2013-09-26 01:16:43 PM

Best Princess Celestia

2013-09-26 01:17:53 PM

For narnia?

FrancoFile

2013-09-26 01:19:01 PM

Tebow & Swayze. I see the bases are covered here.

kd8our

2013-09-26 01:19:10 PM

I wonder how many who love reading fantasy about centaurs fail to realize that centaurs are all about rape. Kind of the same thing with ducks, those thing live to rape.

/puts the nasty in duck dynasty

dittybopper

2013-09-26 01:19:35 PM

We don't hire dirty Centaurs.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

2013-09-26 01:20:24 PM

Close enough

howdoibegin

2013-09-26 01:23:33 PM

abhorrent1

2013-09-26 01:25:05 PM

megarian

2013-09-26 01:25:21 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Close enough

Okay...I sort of want to know a few things:

Is this something you are familiar with (a movie you like?) or is this a product of a GIS? If it is a product of a random GIS, I am very curious to know the combination of words used to "randomly" stumble upon this image.

Also, I lold.

Kyosuke

2013-09-26 01:25:36 PM

kd8our: I wonder how many who love reading fantasy about centaurs fail to realize that centaurs are all about rape.

Oh, they do, but don't you dare let those fantasy readers know you know.

/crap, now I've told them I know...

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2013-09-26 01:44:22 PM

Chinchillazilla

2013-09-26 01:46:58 PM

Nobody ever paints me as a centaur. :(

berylman

2013-09-26 01:50:57 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The best Patrick Swayze Centaur tattoo ever! It's like the Sistine Chapel of tattoos.

snake_beater

2013-09-26 02:01:13 PM

jaylectricity: Like A-Rod's?

And we're done here.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2013-09-26 02:01:15 PM

Chinchillazilla: Nobody ever paints me as a centaur. :(

Send a picture, and I can PS you as a centaur.

EIP.

johnny_vegas

2013-09-26 02:06:32 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Chinchillazilla: Nobody ever paints me as a centaur. :(

Send a picture, and I can PS you as a centaur.

EIP.

This will end well

;-)

ToastmasterGeneral

2013-09-26 02:24:14 PM

snake_beater: jaylectricity: Like A-Rod's?

And we're done here.

Not without pointing out that A-Rod had TWO self-cenataur paintings, we ain't...

http://deadspin.com/5394232/a+rod-news-from-the-you-cant-make-this-st u ff-up-department">http://deadspin.com/5394232/a+rod-news-from-the-you -cant-make-this-stu ff-up-department

Foxxinnia

2013-09-26 03:39:55 PM

Never leave your mare unattended in a centaur settlement.

/worst. campaign. ever.

ObscureNameHere

2013-09-26 03:45:49 PM

howdoibegin: [img.fark.net image 850x552]

Exactly what I thought of first.

Such a good show, hope it lasts a while longer.

/Parks & Rec is probably the best edited show on TV. Never a wasted shot and a half-hour packs in an hour's worth of story.

ISO15693

2013-09-26 03:51:21 PM

R.I.P 50 Centaur

Schmerd1948

2013-09-26 05:16:26 PM

You people are truly funny. Thanks.But I have to wonder what goes thru the mind of someone who paints a footballer as a centaur. Is that the teams mascot? Is masturbation involved? why not a giraffe? I like giraffes. Who dent like giraffes? Nobody.

Schmerd1948

2013-09-26 05:17:51 PM

"doesn't"...

Kopycat

2013-09-26 06:04:00 PM

A painting of a centaur? Really?

The Rockies organization gave him a horse. Really.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/rockies-pony-give-retirin g- helton-horse-article-1.1468465

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier

2013-09-26 06:55:33 PM

megarian: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Close enough

Okay...I sort of want to know a few things:

Is this something you are familiar with (a movie you like?) or is this a product of a GIS? If it is a product of a random GIS, I am very curious to know the combination of words used to "randomly" stumble upon this image.

Also, I lold.

Honestly, I originally saw it in a Fark thread and found the source in KnowYourMeme. It's under the Latex Horse Head entry with user submitted pictures.

walkerhound

2013-09-27 12:58:47 AM

Kopycat: A painting of a centaur? Really?

The Rockies organization gave him a horse. Really.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/rockies-pony-give-retirin g- helton-horse-article-1.1468465

Should've given him a lifetime chauffeur.

/wait...

humanshrapnel

2013-09-27 02:06:42 AM

Understands

/obscure?

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