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(USA Today)   According to Playboy, America's top party school is: A) University of Florida; B) University of Southern California; C) West Virginia University   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2013-09-26 10:07:45 AM  
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docmattic: UsikFark: shtychkn: This thread is useless without pics

"Get up gimme a ride boy!"

OTIS! What are they doing to sweet, bumbling Otis?

It's pretty clear in the movie that Lex was not happy with that whole Otisburg bit.
2013-09-26 09:34:14 AM  
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Peter von Nostrand: I'd be drinking heavily if I lived in West Virginia as well

I took a motorcycle trip trough there once. Man, that state is beautiful. But as soon as you pull over for the night and go around town looking for something interesting to do, that's when you remember that, yup, you're in West Virginia. I think the whole toothless hillbilly stereotype is a little overplayed (they do have cities, you know), but it's definitely a place I'd be nervous to live. Granted, this is coming from a guy from Louisiana (albeit New Orleans, which is its own universe), so I'm really in no position to mock other states.

/at least neither of us is Mississippi
2013-09-26 08:11:54 AM  
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WVU pickup line: "Nice Tooth".

WVU usual way to ask for sex: "Get in the truck".
2013-09-26 05:11:06 AM  
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How can it NOT be? With hillbilly sluts, cheap shine and gubmint cheese, it's a winning combo!

/don't forget, count the teeth.
2013-09-26 03:19:29 AM  
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ASU is only 9? We're slipping. We used to be number 1 consistently till the Tempe city council changed Mill Avenue from the tempe downtown bar scene to a shiatty business park w/ chain restaurants.
2013-09-26 01:15:39 AM  
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shtychkn: This thread is useless without pics

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"Get up gimme a ride boy!"
2013-09-26 12:52:07 AM  
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But I thought the top party school was in my pants...
2013-09-25 10:48:32 PM  
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I'd be drinking heavily if I lived in West Virginia as well
2013-09-25 10:13:02 PM  
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BRB -- have to go light a couch on fire.
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