chewielouie: Come on J.J., we're counting on your. (Please no lens flare though.)
Daraymann: Han feels up Leia.
Mister Peejay: ArkAngel:Lucas couldn't reconcile at the time how a primitive race could produce someone like Chewbacca, who was so tech-savvyHell, even I could handwave that.Their culture is old and enlightened, and they value the simpler things in life. They aren't primitive because they don't understand tech, they're primitive because they don't value it.Okay, now whip that up into a five page long treatise with a bunch of invented terms and shiat.
The Flexecutioner: 11. Luke and Leia have a retard baby with Rainman-like Jedi abilities.12. Han and Chewie get married (ya know, cuz Hans is into bears).13. Lando Calrissian becomes Intergalactic President and Admiral Akbar is his VP.
ArkAngel: fusillade762: Adolf Oliver Nipples: The number one thing that virtually nobody knows about ROTJ:Those little bears on Endor? You know what they're called, right? Of course, Ewoks. How did you know? They are not named in the movie. Not even a single time.The Ewoks are George Lucas' biggest sellout, even more so than Jar-Jar Binks. They were created for the sole purpose of selling toys.They were originally supposed to be Wookiees, iirc.Lucas couldn't reconcile at the time how a primitive race could produce someone like Chewbacca, who was so tech-savvy
ArkAngel: Lucas couldn't reconcile at the time how a primitive race could produce someone like Chewbacca, who was so tech-savvy
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "No, Luke. I am your mother."
meanmutton: My four year old daughter has only seen the original , 1977 release of Episode IV (although, it's titled simply "Star Wars" in the crawl because it's the 1977 release). When she's old enough to get the "OMG" moment of Vader being Luke's father, I'll show her the original release of Empire.
blue_2501: That this extended music number never existed in the original. You know, because an entire generation cannot see the originals, and they wouldn't know.So much stupid BS with the added scenes.
Adolf Oliver Nipples: They were created for the sole purpose of selling toys.
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