jake_lex: To make this story even more farked up, the reason he hired the assassins, allegedly, was that his sister was having an affair with their older brother.I wanna read this story again to make sure this didn't happen in West Virginia.
jfivealive: We really should do something about all that West Virginian incest
Vertdang: Next Time! on Game of Thrones!
Magorn: Wow. If I had a nickel for everytime THAT happened....
Brick-House: 3 - Don't fark your sister (unless she's really, really hot)
Brick-House: 1 - Never pay in advance2 - Manke sure your intended victim can't turn the table on you by using sex3 - Don't fark your sister (unless she's really, really hot)
Amos Quito: jfivealive: We really should do something about all that West Virginian incestGreat name for a microbrew.
Sybarite: Police say that the criminals confessed to attempting, and failing, to kill Namita on three separate occasions.Wow, Indian assassins ain't what they used to be.[upload.wikimedia.org image 400x185]
SuperNinjaToad: So the assassins failed in three attempts in trying to kill his sister but easily killed him on their first try LOL...add to that this all started probably out of jeolous because she slept with their older brother but not him..Looks like he is a loser in more ways than one.
CygnusDarius: Vertdang: Next Time! on Game of Thrones!Imagine a Bollywood version of Game of Thrones.
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