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(Fox 11 Online)   Protesters in Wisconsin fight for the right to open-carry ... poultry   ( fox11online.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Wisconsin, poultry, Appleton, Charles Branstrom, objections, Winchester  
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2013-09-23 03:47:54 PM  
you can have my chicken when you pry it off of my cold, hard cock.

/oh wait...
2013-09-23 03:49:27 PM  
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2013-09-23 03:49:45 PM  
Why did the chicken cross the road?

So it could slap the shiat out of whatever modmin posted a repeat.
2013-09-23 03:50:00 PM  
2013-09-23 03:52:07 PM  
Eat Mor Cheeze
2013-09-23 03:57:08 PM  
I recall this thread.  I said something negative about Appleton, Wisconsin, and now I know that there are more Farkers who live in Appleton (or have a connection with that town) than I previously considered.
2013-09-23 03:58:01 PM  

stir22: you can have my chicken when you pry it off of my cold, hard cock.

/oh wait...

(pregnant pause)

So, um, you want us to leave it there?
2013-09-23 04:06:51 PM  
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a chicken is a good guy with dominant cock.

/thread is toast, assuming they'll pullet.
2013-09-23 04:10:15 PM  
If you had left off the word poultry subby, this thread would have gone to 300+ comments.
2013-09-23 04:12:06 PM  
They called her Rhode Island Red

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.. if I can't legally carry that into the farmer's market, I don't wanna go ..
2013-09-23 04:12:49 PM  

/ keep farking that chicken, grabbers.
2013-09-23 04:13:27 PM  
Carrying a chicken - poultry in motion?
2013-09-23 04:22:28 PM  
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did she cluck six times or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a Rhode Island Red, the most powerful chicken in the world and will peck your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
2013-09-23 04:26:07 PM  
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/nothing left at this point but a pile of stained feathers.
2013-09-23 04:50:29 PM  
It's a chicken, no harm, no fowl. Besides if it get's out of hand it's one bbq away from becoming someone's tasty dinner.

Want to carry your gun, go ahead, want to carry a chicken, go ahead. Who cares?
2013-09-23 05:36:37 PM  
Since this thread is going to hell, I hereby reveal that my IRL identity is Lt. Col. James P Hancock of Rushford Colorado.
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