Because People in power are Stupid: No mention of what kind of horrible music set this normally peaceful man off.
Brick-House: How long would this have taken?
GDubDub: Banjos. It is always banjos.
Brainsick: It's all fun and games until your bobs get bit, then it's a barney
freak7: No King Missile comments yet?
FrancoFile: TFA is just a swarm of British cliches.
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: I know he chewed off a raw penis, but that's still more appetizing than most English cuisine.
bwilson27: Was it spotted?
belhade: I mean, I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off in a Buick...
kg2095: broberds: FrancoFile: TFA is just a swarm of British cliches.Bally Jerry...pranged his kite right in the how's yer father...hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.Tally-ho! That absolutely whangs the nail over the crumpet, what? It struck me really, as being the caterpillars boots.
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