cosmiquemuffin: How the heck do you grab and pound the shiat out of guy's head without getting his DNA on your hands or under your fingernails?
Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?
RussianPooper: The people have their witch and they won't stop until the witch is dead.
iheartscotch: Duuuuuude; divorce that girl, before she Lorena Bobetts you.
HighOnCraic: He should just stand his ground.
BizarreMan: Maybe the lawyers can't find him but I'd lay money on TMZ or The Enquirer having a bead on him before the end of the day.
PunGent: there's SOME evidence M was on top of Z
PunGent: Your link says "fingernail scrapings" were taken from M.Now, make a fist. Look at it.See how your fingernails are ON THE INSIDE?Tough to get DNA transfer there.
cretinbob: RoyHobbs22: He won't shoot his wife, she's white. I certainly hope the mailman delivering the certified letter of divorce paraphernalia is not a minority.You sure that she's white? She looks hispanic.[a.abcnews.com image 640x360]
kortex: First off, why are we still hearing about him? Second, divorce her! I wish I could be lucky enough to have my wife want to divorce me./can't flim flam the zim zam
Mid_mo_mad_man: rhondajeremy: Mid_mo_mad_man: Billy Bathsalt: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Bslim: jonny_q: Benevolent Misanthrope: Nadie_AZ: Who is self destructing faster? Him or Miley?Zimmerman. Definitely. His whole defense for the Martin case was that he was not the loon that people thought he was, he didn't stalk that kid, he acted only in self-defense, the whole thing was a plot to take his perfectly reasonable behaviour and make it out to be unreasonable... and ever since he was acquitted, he's had problem after problem that makes it look like maybe he is an unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole.It's only a matter of time before he hits bottom. Hopefully, there won't be a mass shooting involved.Or, you know, maybe this is the toll taken on a person who, through just trying to be a good person, becomes a household name and is called a "unreasonable, gun-worshipping, violent, overreaching asshole" likely to start a mass-shooting by random people on the internet. He can't go in public without being hated. Hell... he can't even help out as the witness of an accident without accusation that his lawyer stages the whole thing. It's no wonder his family fell apart.Of course, I'm no more sure of my theory than you are of yours, but guess which version is more likely based on the facts....Just like what happened to OJ.Except OJ actually murdered two people and Zimmerman didn't.You're exactly right. Zimmerman actually murdered one person..No, Zimmerman did not murder anyone. Please learn what the word you use mean before posting.Go grammar Nazi go!!!I'm not a grammar nazi. I was saying that the jury said it was lawful killing which is not a murder. Calling him a murderer is libel/slander.
Mid_mo_mad_man: The J4M crowd on Fark seems to know nothing about the shooting they are wanting to lynch him for. A sane rational person who followed the case knows with out a shadow of doubt that the verdict was correct. No shred of evidence says that it was a justified killing. Race baiters and suffers of whit guilt turned it into a circus and ruined this mans life. I guarantee that if it was two white men involed this wouldn't even gone to trail. People need to accept the facts and move on.
freak7: Mugato: He can get divorced, there are plenty of people in this thread alone lining up to suck his cock.Better than siding with a violent criminal.
jaytkay: Do they have kids?
Shostie: Someone needs to tell him what the phase "in abstentia" means.
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