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(MSN)   This is how you make lemonade out of lemons: Family donates canceled wedding reception to homeless and feeds 200 people   ( now.msn.com) divider line
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Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
2013-09-22 12:42:21 PM  
6 votes:

Godscrack: "they saw opportunity where others would see only tragedy"

This a all great, but what tragedy? what happened to the daughter?


Raped and murdered by a homeless drifter, ironically
talkertopc
2013-09-22 12:55:22 PM  
4 votes:
Do they have to endure the whole reception, including the chicken dance, in order to eat?
zorlack7
2013-09-22 12:53:19 PM  
4 votes:
I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
eas81
2013-09-22 01:09:52 PM  
3 votes:
Is sub alluding to some kind of Lemon party??
grokca [TotalFark]
2013-09-22 06:19:07 PM  
1 vote:

Mister Peejay: netcentric: When you're rich you can do nice things, like sluf off a bill like this.

The way I see it, they can't return it for a refund.  So they lost the money either way.  Might as well make it a somewhat useful loss instead of throwing everything in the dumpster.


Don't the homeless get it either way?
LordOfThePings
2013-09-22 05:07:15 PM  
1 vote:
Lemon wedding

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Ravage [BareFark]
2013-09-22 01:17:25 PM  
1 vote:
And then the government crashed the party, confiscated the food, loaded it into dumpsters, and poured bleach on it. All because they didn't get their percentage cut of the money for the food via taxes and reallocation. Only "The Man" is allowed to be the provider to the poor. Dependence on the State must be maintained.
Esroc
2013-09-22 12:47:46 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder how long until someone catches wind of this and slaps them with a huge fine for feeding the hungry without the permission of the Overlords.
acronym
2013-09-22 12:44:07 PM  
1 vote:
At least now they can write it off

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