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(Chicago Sun-Times)   Reporter may go to jail defending the right of the people to know that the accused had sex on top of the corpse   ( heraldnews.suntimes.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Will County, contempt, double murder, contempt of court  
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2013-09-20 03:30:52 PM  
3 votes:
"Over my dead body" is meant to be metaphorical.
2013-09-20 03:07:51 PM  
2 votes:
Stiff penalty.
2013-09-20 04:08:02 PM  
1 vote:
Undertaker: "Well Sheriff, you see it was that medicine we drank during prohibition and well the Whore was looking mighty fine in my shop and we forgot about the corpse being on the table."
Sheriff: "That medicine was 50% rubbing alcohol and then cocaine, heroin and semen."

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2013-09-20 03:30:49 PM  
1 vote:
That's some tainted love.
2013-09-20 03:24:21 PM  
1 vote:
I believe there's a song about that.
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