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(The New York Times)   "She prefers to drive around in circles like a caged tiger at the Berlin Zoo". Still no word on whether she prefers to drag race like a penguin at the Nuremberg aquarium; Drift like an elephant in a circus in Bremen   ( nytimes.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Berlin Zoo, Bremen, Angela Merkel, Germans, Moderate Party, East Berlin, ZDF, coalitions  
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1049 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Sep 2013 at 1:44 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-20 01:47:36 PM  
Now I want to see a penguin drag racing.
2013-09-20 01:48:00 PM  
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2013-09-20 01:54:55 PM  
Bye Merkel have a wonderful time.
2013-09-20 02:01:01 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Now I want to see a penguin drag racing.

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2013-09-20 02:29:59 PM  
Wow, that first sentence was like jumping through several hoops, including the hoop of who gives a rat's ass. As a self centered American™ I just do not care, until the English™  start screaming, what the hell is going on in Germany™ .
I am confident that the Russians™  and Putin™  will take care of them if they get out of hand. That's what they did before and that's what they'll do again.
2013-09-20 02:43:27 PM  
A drifting elephant sounds like epic pandemonium.
2013-09-20 02:43:46 PM  
Is she gonna go under the wall?

/got nothing.
2013-09-20 02:45:44 PM  
Merkel moves like a meandering metaphor.
2013-09-20 03:38:28 PM  

Zmog: A drifting elephant sounds like epic pandemonium.

No, this is:
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2013-09-20 04:08:05 PM  
What does she do
in the Hamburg Zoo
with the elephant,
and the kangaroo?

She gets down!
Down on the ground!
She gets funky with
the baboon and the monkey

She gets it on with the snake
for goodness sake
And rubs her bushy brillo
with a thankful armadillo

/I should just stop now, really
2013-09-20 04:17:41 PM  
Merkel will likely win, though narrowly. I'm getting a kick out of thinking of her as a caged tiger (tigress)...
2013-09-20 07:04:03 PM  
I'm so going to Berlin.
I want to see tigers driving in circles!

/You think that's weird?
// You spend money to watch rednecks do it all the time.
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