UberDave: Don't you blaspheme in here!![s7.postimg.org image 720x384]
grumpfuff: He called the trooper a "(person who engages in fellatio) and a (female genitalia)," the report states.Ok, I can take my guesses at female genitalia. But a person who engages in fellatio? A blowjobber?
grumpfuff: Ok, I can take my guesses at female genitalia. But a person who engages in fellatio? A blowjobber?
UrukHaiGuyz: Really? Rhymes with "sockpucker."
uncleacid: Orders from the penguin?
Elroydb: We're 106 miles to Chicago. We have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's night and we're wearing sunglasseshiat it.
zulius: I'm no fan, but is there such thing as unnatural weed?
Bill_Wick's_Friend: grumpfuff: Ok, I can take my guesses at female genitalia. But a person who engages in fellatio? A blowjobber?Cocksucker"Female genitalia", on the other hand, is not so cut-and-dried. Did he call them pussies or did he call them c*nts? Cuz those are two different insults with different connotations.
tokinGLX: zulius: I'm no fan, but is there such thing as unnatural weed?the synthetic shiat sold at head shops. spice, bath salts, et al
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