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(Daily Mail)   "Honestly guys, I don't have time for this execution, I'm so f*cking tired. . . Zzzzzzzzzzzz *snort*"   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-09-20 02:10:58 PM  
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Publikwerks: On a side note  - Texas no longer gives em a last meal. They get to eat the same shiat as the rest of the inmates. I don't know how I feel about that.

I feel that what you feed people before strapping them down and killing them in cold blood is a minor issue.
2013-09-20 01:59:57 PM  
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BigNumber12: Publikwerks: ...which if you need a prison tattoo to say that means you were/are going to get raped.

Also - is it common to get a tattoo to commemorate getting raped? It seems to me that that isn't something you'd want to broadcast.

Maybe they hold you down and rape you, then hold you down and tattoo you, like some sort of awful victory lap...
2013-09-20 12:57:38 PM  
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On a side note  - Texas no longer gives em a last meal. They get to eat the same shiat as the rest of the inmates. I don't know how I feel about that.
2013-09-20 12:57:20 PM  
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"Alright. He's out. Bring up the red lights, raise the temp. Everyone put their devil masks on and let's wake this guy up with a gentle shock from a cattle prod.
2013-09-20 12:55:57 PM  
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Snoring respirations are normal when a person is sedated.
2013-09-20 12:54:15 PM  
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He was snoring after having sedating drugs flow into his arm. Is this surprising?
2013-09-20 12:52:55 PM  
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Anastacya: Well they do call euthanizing a dog "putting it to sleep".

Sodium pentobarbital is the active ingredient in veterinary euthanasia solution too, this dude really did get put to sleep.  Sucks it took 26 minutes, the chair was faster.
2013-09-20 12:52:34 PM  
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I've seen people snore when they get knocked out. This has more to do with his physiology than his lack of fearing death.
2013-09-20 12:51:29 PM  
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Mega Steve: He was innocent! He never hurt nobody!

Off the subject, what do those tear-drop prison tattoos mean, anyway?

It means whoever has that tattoo is an dimwit
2013-09-20 12:50:30 PM  
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Uhm pretty sure that was the pentobarbital. Idiot reporter.
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