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(Russia Today)   5.3 Earthquake at Fukthisplaceashima   ( rt.com) divider line
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2013-09-19 04:27:02 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-09-19 03:00:18 PM  
3 votes:
♫  I said shake, rattle, and glow... ♫
2013-09-19 05:54:38 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-19 04:53:23 PM  
1 vote:

Englebert Slaptyback: Can we start naming earthquakes?

"Today Earthquake Tetsuo caused extensive damage in the Hokkaido prefecture..."

2013-09-19 04:39:47 PM  
1 vote:
Well that's because an hour after the last one, the earth just gets hungry again.
2013-09-19 04:34:22 PM  
1 vote:
Fukishima is just a front for Japan's clandestine Uranium-enrichment program.

Radiation leaks and earthquakes my ass, that's the result of underground nuclear testing. The Empire of the Sun is rising again.
2013-09-19 04:25:21 PM  
1 vote:
"No radiation leak was detected."

Probably because their radiation detectors were already spiked.

2013-09-19 04:07:41 PM  
1 vote:

Englebert Slaptyback: Can we start naming earthquakes?

"Today Earthquake Tetsuo caused extensive damage in the Hokkaido prefecture..."

"The 5.3 Earthquake Michael J. Fox shook up the Eastern region of Japan today..."
2013-09-19 04:07:24 PM  
1 vote:
Great second line in the article:  "There are no reports of damage to destroyed facilities"

Gee, ya think?
2013-09-19 04:06:19 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure everything will be okay.
2013-09-19 04:02:08 PM  
1 vote:
I blame HAARP.
2013-09-19 03:52:50 PM  
1 vote:
After reading the comments attached to that article, we need to turn this thread into a contest to try and top them.
2013-09-19 03:29:20 PM  
1 vote:

SurfaceTension: I have a hypothesis...

I think the big earthquake actually folded a piece of the crust of the plate on which Japan sits underneath Japan. That would explain the shifts, both horizontally and vertically, of the island. I think the almost constant earthquakes in that area since then are a result of this big piece of crust getting pushed under the rest of the plate and ground down. Once it passes, I wouldn't be shocked if that part of the crust (including Japan) sinks a significant amount into the ocean. It doesn't bode well, obviously.

That's one theory...

blatz514: It's just the bio-creature awaking beneath the sea.

This is another
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