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(NJ.com)   Sincerely pleading your case to a parking officer may get you out of a ticket. Throwing feces at her? Probably not   ( nj.com) divider line
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2142 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Sep 2013 at 4:37 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-19 04:50:22 AM  
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FTFA: The victim was treated at Hoboken University Medical Center for possible contamination from the feces, reports said. Her attacker also visited the hospital after she complained to police that she was having an anxiety attack.

So one goes to the hospital for being shiatfaced, and the other goes to the hospital for throwing a shiatfit.
2013-09-19 12:00:20 AM  
2 votes:
You're not supposed to do it yourself.

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2013-09-19 09:33:13 AM  
1 vote:
You were targeted for being Latina.

You through poop because you're Latina.

/Yeah, I can't back that up, but it is so awesome racist that I felt an obligation to post it.
2013-09-19 07:35:52 AM  
1 vote:
if you're going to play the Latino card at least stick the person with a knife. live the stereotype.
2013-09-19 06:53:27 AM  
1 vote:
Before I RTFA, I thought it was her own feces. But no, it was just some dog (ostensibly) poop off the street. I mean, if you're not going to put in serious effort, then why bother? If she had squeezed out her own poop right there, the meter maid would have seen her sincerity and let her off with a warning. With it still warm, how could she doubt the seriousness of the situation? This is what's wrong with America today.
2013-09-19 06:37:12 AM  
1 vote:
Oh come now - this is a traditional form of communication among primates. People are so quick to forget their roots these days.
2013-09-19 06:01:09 AM  
1 vote:
I knew parking offical work was really the shiats, but I had no ide it literally was.
2013-09-19 05:39:00 AM  
1 vote:
Well, you never know until you try.
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