EvilEgg: I am pretty sure both have the same chance of success.
jeffowl: There is no reasoning with parking droids
Girion47: I used to work at a federal agency in which one of the women would store her feces in a bucket and throw it out the window at passing tourists. She was finally caught once the USDA cameras filmed it. Thanks to the federal firing process it took a year and half to get rid of her.
Bslim: I don't know, feces gives your request a personal touch that makes it just that much more compelling.
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