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(Lazy Gamer)   The GTA V thread (because we need one) and a few Easter eggs will not hurt   ( lazygamer.net) divider line
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2485 clicks; posted to Geek » on 17 Sep 2013 at 1:22 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-17 10:40:19 PM  
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2013-09-17 04:49:57 PM  
3 votes:

Well I use Mac/Linux...: Cool, dude.  Have fun playing on your Halo 720 DoritoBox.  I'm sure you'll be real impressed with that PS4.  I was amped when I first got that kind of gaming power around 4 years ago.

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2013-09-17 06:12:35 PM  
2 votes:
I get off work at 6. If I were any more "ready" for this game, I'd be lubed up and in a sex swing.
2013-09-17 04:04:02 PM  
2 votes:
None of you people know what real gaming is.  Wait until this is ported to Android, then we real gamers will have a chance at it.
2013-09-17 02:47:09 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus. This thread went from 0 to neckbeard in no time flat.
2013-09-17 09:26:36 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-17 07:18:06 PM  
1 vote:
I was going to wait for the PS4.  But I zoomed through Saints Row 4 fast and Borderlands 2 is getting really repetitive so I needed something new.  Installing now....
2013-09-17 03:58:18 PM  
1 vote:

Well I use Mac/Linux...: Dragonflew: Well I use Mac/Linux...: LOL, gaming on a 360.  Multiple discs?  What is this, 2004?  I've got a PS3, but there's no way I'd get it on that instead of waiting for the PC release.  A 30fps cap at 720p?  Probably 30 second load times too.  Sad.

Keep laughing at me if it makes you feel better, I'll be too busy having fun today. I'm such a loser, eh? LOL

I'll be selling the 360 version when my PS4 gets here, and will be upgrading.

Cool, dude.  Have fun playing on your Halo 720 DoritoBox.  I'm sure you'll be real impressed with that PS4.  I was amped when I first got that kind of gaming power around 4 years ago.

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2013-09-17 01:55:19 PM  
1 vote:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I've never understood the allure of these games. It's a mediocre driving game paired with an unwieldy shooter, set to an admittedly awesome radio soundtrack. It's fun to run around causing havoc for a while, yeah, but the gameplay is so clunky as to make it not worth the trouble.

Then don't play it.
2013-09-17 01:35:12 PM  
1 vote:
Remember, the only honorable way to inaugurate a new GTA game is by beating up hookers and taking their money.

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2013-09-17 01:34:35 PM  
1 vote:
The best part was that mission where you have to kill a guy and outrun the police.
2013-09-17 12:56:25 PM  
1 vote:
Picking it up after work. Along with a six-pack and a pizza. My wife is just going to have to deal with it.
2013-09-17 11:17:32 AM  
1 vote:
Well he finally got home and we are both very impressed.  The detail in the city is phenominal - its like the ole San Andreas but with so much more. Moths flying around lights :D You can replay missions in an attempt to get perfection. We know we have bearly scratched the surface.

Best bit is - I have the next three days off, my brother hasn't *muahahaha*
2013-09-17 10:15:24 AM  
1 vote:
i played the first mission.  I'm so out of practice.  took me forever to get away from the cops...

oh, spoiler alert, you have to get away from the cops in this game :-p
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