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(South China Morning Post)   Hong Kong marathon may ban mobile phones after 'selfies' caused accidents   ( scmp.com) divider line
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3830 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Sep 2013 at 9:47 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-17 09:48:13 AM  
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2013-09-17 01:25:27 PM  
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Carn: Rule #12345 - Don't do anything that will make you bleed out of your nipples.

Man, what would my sex life be like without that?
2013-09-17 12:36:43 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: SearchN: BafflerMeal: djZorbof: brap: Can I still occasionally pause to make tastefully artsy prints with my bloody nipples?

I had a dream i was running my last mile shirtless and screaming with blood squirting from my nipples all over the crowd.

/running the marine corps marathon in october

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I regret doing this already..

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Really, for a person to cause themselves bodily harm just to win a race is the pinnacle of stupidity.

If you're bleeding, stop doing what is making you bleed.

You really expect most of the farkers on here to stop fapping?
2013-09-17 11:00:51 AM  
1 vote:
My wife is such a serious runner she has this on the back of her car:

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I have this on mine:

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2013-09-17 10:28:01 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: Phooey.

I lol'ed. You're a number one super guy.
2013-09-17 10:23:13 AM  
1 vote:

WinoRhino: dustygrimp: My kid's day care teacher posts a new "selfie" almost daily. Whatever. Knock yourself out.  One thing, though, do they all have to be the EXACT SAME POSE?

My wife and I get a daily laugh from a friend of a friend's Facebook page. This chick is the biggest A.W. who ever lived. Multiple selfies every day, either in the gym, her car, or in the cemetery next to her brother's grave. There's about a dozen of those, always smiling or doing duck face. So farked up.

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Is that a duck-face selfie in front of someone's tombstone? That seems wrong.
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