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(South China Morning Post)   Hong Kong marathon may ban mobile phones after 'selfies' caused accidents   ( scmp.com) divider line
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2013-09-17 12:27:09 PM  
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I would say that ultra-chafed or bleeding nipples is a sign that humans aren't supposed to run that much while wearing a shirt.
2013-09-18 01:06:08 AM  
1 vote:

iron de havilland: Well, he sounds like a perfectly balanced, sane individual.

Uhhh... In case you haven't noticed, we're talking about the type of people who will run 42.2km for fun and challenge. Runners aren't exactly sane.

/why yes, I am a runner
//registered to run Bangkok Marathon on 17 Nov.
2013-09-17 12:34:10 PM  
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SearchN: BafflerMeal: djZorbof: brap: Can I still occasionally pause to make tastefully artsy prints with my bloody nipples?

I had a dream i was running my last mile shirtless and screaming with blood squirting from my nipples all over the crowd.

/running the marine corps marathon in october

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I regret doing this already..

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Really, for a person to cause themselves bodily harm just to win a race is the pinnacle of stupidity.

If you're bleeding, stop doing what is making you bleed.
2013-09-17 09:57:24 AM  
1 vote:
Unrelated CSB:

I was 15 miles into the Chicago marathon last year when some idiot jumped out of the crowd, and into the race course right in front of me to grab the perfect picture of her son/daughter/whoever.  I had to jump out of the way to avoid running over this woman who was significantly smaller than me.

In hindsight I wish I hadn't dodged her.
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