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(CBS Miami)   This is amazing for two reasons. A man's severed fingertip is completely regenerated including the nail using a template made from pig bladder cells. The second is the insurance company is now making medical decisions. Care panels   ( miami.cbslocal.com) divider line
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2013-09-17 08:43:09 AM  
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Vertdang: Crunchy Frog: Jeebus, some of the comments on that site are just derptastic.


Now that I think about it, it seems like just about all of the major news sources websites comment sections have become the new "opinions" page. Filled with the least educated, derpiest, most completely off-the-wall insane statments that I've ever had the misfortune of reading. Don't these mental midgets have something better to do with their time than expose others to their idiocy?

My current "facepalm so hard I punched my brain through the back of my skull"
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2013-09-17 07:38:09 AM  
2 votes:
It's unfortunate it grows back so blurry.
2013-09-17 07:28:51 AM  
2 votes:
The real question is: Can the regenerated fingertip unlock his iPhone?
2013-09-17 11:21:00 AM  
1 vote:

insano: neversubmit: FTFA:  It's a difficult horse and is had history using our training methods," Halpern recalled.

Are they teaching the horse history?

/and is had

Yes, I think the author had a stroke mid-sentence. The whole quote is mind-boggling:  "After the treat it made a mistake. It's a difficult horse and is had history using our training methods"

very, very heavy bertation tonight.....
2013-09-17 08:22:48 AM  
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FTFA:  It's a difficult horse and is had history using our training methods," Halpern recalled.

Are they teaching the horse history?

/and is had
2013-09-17 08:20:03 AM  
1 vote:
Was this article written by a remedial high school English dropout or is this what passes for acceptable writing in the USA now?
2013-09-17 07:51:50 AM  
1 vote:

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: I'm not seeing the problem here. Someone comes in with the tip of their finger bitten off, and there is a relatively standard procedure for that

Yeah, bloodletting and ye olde bead mould. It if moft beneficial for diverf maladies.
2013-09-17 07:47:10 AM  
1 vote:
So, you tie a pig bladder to things and fingers grow inside it? Am I retarded since that article left me more confused than I usually am?
2013-09-17 06:29:42 AM  
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colinspooky: Pretty sure insurance companies only make financial decisions.

The insurance company wanted the rest of the finger amputated.

And I'm pretty sure if every actuary in the country was arrested on RICO charges, the world would be a better place.

Or we could just strafe the buildings with Warthogs. They have a lot of options for payloads. I'm sure at least some of them don't go the WHOLE way through office buildings. Maybe we could design an "office buster" smart bomb that only goes in 3-6 meters and then explodes with a less-lethal payload than conventional military weapons. Tear gas instead of boomex or whatever they use these days.

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