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(Daily Mail)   This week's edition of "dirtier than a public toilet": women's purses   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-09-17 07:15:41 AM  
2 votes:
Female humans are leaky things.
They have a hole in their head that leaks nonsense, two holes in their damn shorts that leak pungent effluence, and a hole somewhere near the black egg meridian that leaks karmic entropy.
They carry bags to deflect attention away from the leakage. You see a female and think 'hmm, what's in that damn bag?' rather than 'what's that crazy nonsense coming out of her mouth?'
As a result the bag gets tainted by your thoughts, they dry to a flaky patina and eventually odors manifest.
It's not dirty though, you could eat your breakfast out of most bags and not worry.
2013-09-17 05:48:49 AM  
2 votes:
My purse is a hive of scum and villainy.
2013-09-17 02:50:22 AM  
2 votes:
I always knew she carried around a bunch of crap in her purse.

Relatively Obscure: Next time you reach into your Mulberry tote to grab your purse

A tote for your purse?
Is this anything like putting a bag of holding into another bag of holding?

Xzibit approves.
2013-09-17 09:38:53 AM  
1 vote:
Apparently a public toilet is the cleanest thing on earth.  Every single thing compared to it loses.
2013-09-17 06:31:19 AM  
1 vote:
Boy I read that headline wrong
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