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(Telegraph)   Honestly, who fights off an armed robber with a shoe?   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Greater Manchester Police, robbery  
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2211 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Sep 2013 at 9:35 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-16 09:39:38 PM  
good thing this wasn't the assailant

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2013-09-16 09:43:05 PM  
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2013-09-16 09:45:41 PM  
Bill Cosby's mom.
2013-09-16 09:45:47 PM  
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2013-09-16 09:50:35 PM  
If you're an employee than give them what they want, you don't owe your life to your employer.
2013-09-16 09:52:40 PM  
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2013-09-16 09:55:54 PM  
Somebody's abuelita?
2013-09-16 09:58:29 PM  
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2013-09-16 09:59:26 PM  

Done in 5. But we really need the shoe-whiff-gif
2013-09-16 10:00:07 PM  
I figure most armed robbers have shoes.
2013-09-16 10:00:51 PM  

itsaidwhat: kolpanic:

Done in 5. But we really need the shoe-whiff-gif

Nope it was done it one. Del Preston: world's greatest roadie.
2013-09-16 10:02:13 PM  
Fine use of the UK's "Stomp Your Ground" law.
2013-09-16 10:07:43 PM  
A cobbler. Wait, was the question literal?
2013-09-16 10:15:48 PM  

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I gotta say, he really impressed me with his reaction time in dodging that shoe.
2013-09-16 10:20:32 PM  
A badass, that's who.
2013-09-16 10:25:31 PM  
A horse?
2013-09-16 10:25:57 PM  
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2013-09-16 10:29:47 PM  
2013-09-16 10:43:35 PM  
Was the robber armed with the fresh fruit?

2013-09-16 10:58:09 PM  

frostus: Who throws a shoe?

2013-09-16 10:58:42 PM  
Maybe some philanthropist with start a charity to arm the poor, defenseless Brits.
2013-09-17 01:36:41 AM  
I think it would have to depend on what shoes you fighting off an armed robber with.  Like if you were Bayonetta...
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Take it away Steve!
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