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(The Daily Beast)   Kim wants distance from the Kardashians, just like the rest of us   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Kim Kardashian, Keeping Up with the Kardashians  
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2013-09-16 02:29:54 PM  
Hairy people problems
2013-09-16 02:32:14 PM  
I'd like to suggest that Kim take the same career direction as Amy Winehouse.
2013-09-16 02:32:33 PM  
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2013-09-16 02:39:33 PM  
And by "distance", subby means something measured in AUs.
2013-09-16 02:47:32 PM  
She likes to be pissed on by gentlemen of the black persuasion. Nothing she says is of any value or relevance.
2013-09-16 03:33:11 PM  

Bslim: She likes to be pissed on by gentlemen of the black persuasion. Nothing she says is of any value or relevance.

But....thanks to her & Kanye I did get a greenlight, and I was gifted a month's free access to Total Fark from an anonymous member as a result.  So in terms of value, I can apply a number:  $5.00
2013-09-16 03:39:07 PM  

FrancoFile: And by "distance", subby means something measured in AUs.

I move that all space related references and puns be used solely in reference to her wookie-sister Khlobacca.
2013-09-16 03:43:00 PM  
You made your bed, now, get dat ass in it.
2013-09-16 03:52:07 PM  
La La Land problems ... but she really DID want that babby!  Mean people stink!
2013-09-16 04:17:33 PM  
This could help her get some distance from her family:

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2013-09-16 04:17:56 PM  
I predict big things for her career after this move.
2013-09-16 04:22:59 PM  
I hope she's the first person to get feline AIDS.
2013-09-16 04:25:18 PM  
Like Winnie the Pooh at Rabbit's house, I think she'll find herself stuck halfway out (due to that big ol' fuzzy turd-cutter).
2013-09-16 04:43:52 PM  
They all need to hop on a private plane and talk about this maybe a 8 hour flight with 7 hours of fuel out in the Pacific
2013-09-16 05:12:57 PM  
Cancel their shows. It's been years. LET IT DIE, HOLLYWOOD. WHAT THE fark!?
2013-09-16 05:54:54 PM  
Kim likes to be peed on.

Khloe prefers being pooped on.

I can see how this could tear a family apart.
2013-09-16 05:58:58 PM  
So can half the train wreck just decouple like that from the other half of the train wreck?
2013-09-16 06:27:42 PM  
Kanye seems pretty controlling, but he probably has the right idea here.... If Kim shares the same publicist as the mom, all your comings and goings will always be known about and profited from, whether you like it or not.
2013-09-16 06:27:55 PM  
I don't really care either way, but this has the slightest whiff of being the beginning of the cycle of abuse.
2013-09-16 06:59:36 PM  
So does this mean she's sick of her family riding on her famous sex tape? Sure, her mom probably negotiated the distribution deal but she's the one eho slept with Brandy's brother to make her whole family famous.
2013-09-16 07:42:37 PM  
Biggest attention whore in a family of attention whores wants to whore for attention even harder.  Film at 11.
2013-09-16 08:16:50 PM  
I still think that the mom is the worst of the family.
2013-09-16 10:26:13 PM  
Kim is already taken care of for life due to the fact she had a baby by a somehow famous rapper.....She'll never be broke. Get over it. She played the porn card and then won the lottery by getting pregnant by a "star".....Sad but true.
2013-09-17 12:48:53 AM  

Atomic Spunk: I'd like to suggest that Kim take the same career direction as Amy Winehouse.

I was hoping for a Sharon Tate tribute.
2013-09-17 08:49:22 AM  
Chrome users. Hide all mentions of Miley Cyrus, Twerking and her other ridiculous words!
Current Wordlist:
Miley Cyrus
Miley Ray Cyrus
Twerk / Twerking
Wrecking Ball
And just because they cant be left out: Kim Kardashian (Popular Request) Kardashians (Popular Request)
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