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2013-09-15 10:18:18 PM  
3 votes:
Hey ladies, you don't need HBO to show you dongs. Just stop by my house and I'll show you mine. You'll have to bring your own magnifying glass.
2013-09-15 09:38:13 PM  
3 votes:
Bah.  Just tune into C-SPAN like everyone else.
2013-09-15 09:52:07 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Bah.  Just tune into C-SPAN like everyone else.

Hey, women can only watch so many unattractive dicks at once.
2013-09-16 01:39:40 AM  
1 vote:

phenn: Show the dick. Wave it around like beads at Mardi Gras.

Well, to be fair, if they can have Vegas shows with girls swinging tassels with their boobs...
2013-09-16 01:27:02 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-15 11:37:16 PM  
1 vote:
Show the dick.

Wave it around like beads at Mardi Gras. Dick, dick and more dick. Movie producers/screenwriters seem to think females are the only ones with body parts? Chicks are half of your audience and most straight chicks couldn't give a damn about some other woman's flabby chest domes.

Show the dick. And, don't leave out the man ass. We're fond of that as well.
2013-09-15 11:22:01 PM  
1 vote:
I bet this was made by a man who gets aroused by seeing penises.

Women aren't really into that (though they do notice the hypocrisy of only showing tits)

For some strange reason some mostly straight men get aroused by seeing penises which explains the mostly straight male audience for shemale porn and lesbians with strap-on dildos.

I'm not saying this is GAY, though such efforts as Playgirl magazine that showed penises (for women) had a mostly gay audience.
2013-09-15 11:04:06 PM  
1 vote:

Twigz221: They use Game of Thrones as an example, saying they want to see more than Hodor, and even have the line about letting us see it before they cut it off.  Did they completely forget that you see full frontal on Theon several times during the series?

Their point is: You see Theon's naughty bits once for every 100 flashes of a woman's naughty bits. That's not fair and balanced. (tm)

Also, if a director's going to claim that exposure of Love Giblets (tm) is essential to the plot (and it sometimes is), then they should be showing the Sacred Portions (tm) of both genders.
2013-09-15 10:42:35 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-15 10:39:17 PM  
1 vote:

Baron Harkonnen: Fine, just as soon as we see some vagina. I don't mean bush, I'm talking full gyno exam. That's the only way it'd be fair.

For all of the fur that HBO has flashed at us (and I do appreciate it), they've been pretty shy about showing the pink in the middle.
No one would claim seeing a guy's pubes is the same as seeing his dick.

What if you can't see his dick through his pubes? I'm asking for a friend.
2013-09-15 10:03:01 PM  
1 vote:
They should go back and watch Oz. HBO was a big-swinging sausage fest for years.
2013-09-15 09:57:25 PM  
1 vote:
Fine, just as soon as we see some vagina. I don't mean bush, I'm talking full gyno exam. That's the only way it'd be fair.
2013-09-15 09:46:36 PM  
1 vote:
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so...uh, is this a penis thread then?
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