technomuse: Can't post (on mobile), but @jeff_gluck just posted a great JPM meme...
good_2_go: @JennaFryerRight before caution, Dale Jr. told crew "I got a real bad stomach ache. My stomach's in knots. I don't know what the hell's wrong with it."
QueenMamaBee: Sorry to hear about your troubles turbokatand mztlplx(which by the way, my autocorrect wants to call you guys turncoat and smallpox)
Jensaarai: Do they *really* need to do driver intros at a time like this?
mikaloyd: TD Dog torturer
Mztlplx: technomuse: bluorangefyre: YES! I got home thinking the racee was over but its not! So BAH GAWD I'M HERE A WEEK EARLY!Now, what'd I miss?Navajo spotters, the Queen declaring "Off with Logano's headgasket", a truly epic run of bad luck on good Farkers, and a few JPM jet dryer jokes.Turncoat and Smallpox, a new crime drama on TNT starring Turbokat, myself and Queen's autocorrect.
technomuse: bluorangefyre: YES! I got home thinking the racee was over but its not! So BAH GAWD I'M HERE A WEEK EARLY!Now, what'd I miss?Navajo spotters, the Queen declaring "Off with Logano's headgasket", a truly epic run of bad luck on good Farkers, and a few JPM jet dryer jokes.
smerfnablin: Jimmie Johnson has moved from 20th to 10th since the restart...Thank you turbokat, vegaswench, and danzero for the positive vibes and for turning off the power idols...I know it's a temp seize fire, but thank you
vegaswench: smerfnablin: (Raised Catholic and still a little superstitious)
Clutch2013: vegaswench: Gordon has a flat. Snert.And Logano just blew up. It's like Karma is starting to get sick of NASCAR's bullshiat.
vegaswench: Gordon has a flat. Snert.
Warmachine999: Just in time for me to go to bed. I have an early day tomorrow morning, so someone pump up the Idol and aim it at the 18 for me. Gnight!!!!
kteela: Thank goodness for football.
DanZero: So, reattempt tomorrow afternoon/evening?
smerfnablin: The NASCAR official has 1 farking job during a pit stop and he couldn't do that right!Did Joey logano's dad write him a check too?!
QueenMamaBee: vegaswench: Kurt dinged for speeding in section five, asking where the fark section five is.Dammit Kurt1!I have my own idol :)
PainfulItching: This 48 fan ain't gonna say shiat about that specific official that should DIAF.
QueenMamaBee: smerfnablin: Professor Farksworth: And there goes Johnson's pit crew.Rear tire guy screwed him for 7 extra secondswell that's a visual I didn't need
crotchgrabber: Yo dawg... I heard you liked idols. So we put idols in your idol so Jimmie's chase hopes will be idle while his engine refuses to idle...[i.imgur.com image 850x634]
freak7: Jensaarai: WTF is with all these probiotic pills/yogurts/stool softener commercials for women? We just got 2 in a row. Do chicks really have that hard of a time pooping? Is poop yogurt the new boner pill advert?Probably something to do with the increased popularity of buttsex.
DanZero: mikaloyd: TD Dog torturer[img.photobucket.com image 750x574]
mikaloyd: Stupid rain
HamstersFromHell: For those JJ fans, I have him picked in the fark fantasy league this week. He's DOOMED I TELL YOU...DOOMED!
Jensaarai: I'm ready to put it behind us. I'm just going to do my best to ignore the Chase and have fun watching the races/reading comments complaining about commercials like the good old days from all of 2 weeks ago.
Jensaarai: Today's Drinking Game is Simple:Every time they mention the various scandals and stupidity of the past week, drink. Do so until you forget what Brian France is doing to this sport.
PainfulItching: [hendrickmotorsports.com image 850x345]
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