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(Onion AV Club)   The best uses of "F*CK" in movies and TV (Not Safe For Work language, obviously, but you f*cking knew that)   ( avclub.com) divider line
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2013-09-14 10:26:37 PM  
Ripley: Who do I have to fark to get off this boat?

Tony Montana: You wanna fark with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

Frank: A mental mind fark can be nice.

/because fark you, that's why
2013-09-14 10:27:11 PM  
2013-09-14 10:32:28 PM  
No love for scareface?  The Pacino rants? Not to mention Mel?  "Maybe you can hondo yourself a couple of one way tickets to the resurection",,  eh,, eh,,, "farking punk,,,  So long Mel!,,, eh,, eh,, FARK YOU!!!! Plunk.
2013-09-14 10:36:04 PM  
2013-09-14 10:41:04 PM  

scottydoesntknow: My favorite "Go fark yourself" has to be Wolverine's little cameo in X-Men: First Class. On a mission to bring together as many mutants as they can

Ya know, I just realized that under the so-called "MPAA Guidelines" (More than one such expletive requires an R rating, as must even one of those words used in a sexual context), that should've warranted First Class an R rating, as "Go fark yourself" is definitely used in a sexual context.

But it's the MPAA we're talking about, so unfair application of the guidelines is to be expected.

/That was an awesome cameo

One "fark" (and only one) is allowed in PG-13 movies.
2013-09-14 10:43:46 PM  
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2013-09-14 11:00:54 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Dennis Farina used the F-Bomb eloquently.

Hoopy Frood: The farking best of Dennis Farina saying fark (NSFW language, obviously).

Thank you, you F*cking F*ck ball
2013-09-14 11:01:41 PM  

Buttle not Tuttle: I'm late to the party, but I just have to say, when I think of great uses of "fark" in movies, I think of Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet.

Let's fark! I'll fark anything that moves!

Read the headline and that was the first thing I thought of as well.
2013-09-14 11:10:16 PM  
This thread is so testosterone heavy. We need more F-bombing gals:

The Pepsi board meeting scene from "Mommie Dearest:"

And in "Girls Will Be Girls," the F-bomb is the first word spoken in the film.

2013-09-14 11:11:32 PM  

omeganuepsilon: chitownmike: all that and not one Tarantino movie, wierd

Some of the best cursing was 4 Rooms.  Tasty farking beverage!

yeah but its basically 'that's a good farking farking shake'
2013-09-14 11:18:56 PM  
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2013-09-14 11:21:30 PM  

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Heh. Good one.
2013-09-14 11:28:06 PM  

John Buck 41: 23FPB23: [p.twimg.com image 850x478]

Heh. Good one.

Yeah I appreciate raunchy humor as much as the next asshole does.  But, finally getting around to procreating (we had our little boy when I was 39...he's 2 1/2 now) gave me a new appreciation for the shock value of that scene.

And an appreciation of the frustration children often bring.

2013-09-14 11:53:40 PM  
List isn't complete without this scene from the Boondock Saints

2013-09-14 11:57:44 PM  
South Park movie  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsMcdEswK8k
or how about the vid from Half Baked eh  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlclUwqDo3s
2013-09-15 12:05:48 AM  
Leary: "I have a rendezvous with death. And so does the president. So do you, if you get too close to me."

Horrigan: "You have a rendezvous with my ass, motherfarker!"
2013-09-15 12:34:11 AM  

mafiageek1980: Glad to see Malcom Tucker get some love!

A whovian can only DREAM that Moffett let's him sneak some of his Malcolm Tucker-isms in as the Doctor

/fark you farking Daleks, farkity-bye

Malcolm's best one is his self-censored one: "Sorry, I know you disapprove of swearing so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F star star, coont!"
Actually, I tell a lie. Most of his lines are great.
2013-09-15 12:45:52 AM  
Diversity of the word.

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/hot link
//oh ya movie Fark hates.
2013-09-15 01:00:03 AM  
From Dusk Til Dawn

Chet P*ssy's whole hype outside the T*tty Twister
and then at the end...

...If you can find cheaper p*ssy anywhere else,
F*ck it!

/a perfect Cheech Marin statement
2013-09-15 01:04:15 AM  
That kid's crazy.  He needs to see a farking psychiatrist.

I am the farking shore patrol!


If he gets pussy out of that I'll eat my flat hat.
2013-09-15 01:19:47 AM  

johnnieconnie: It's not said, but worn on a t-shirt by Lisbeth Salander in 'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (U.S.)' movie: "F*ck you you F*cking F*ck", or something like it.

I definitely want that shirt.

I own that shirt. Found it at a sidewalk stand in NYC years ago. A must have.
2013-09-15 01:50:30 AM  
2013-09-15 01:51:32 AM  

W.C.fields forever: johnnieconnie: It's not said, but worn on a t-shirt by Lisbeth Salander in 'The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (U.S.)' movie: "F*ck you you F*cking F*ck", or something like it.

I definitely want that shirt.

I was in my favorite watering hole.And this guy was being a prick to my friend who was bartending.I F*cking berated this Motha F*cker,Prolly said f*ck 10 times.Next time I went in there she gave me a lighter that said 'F*ck you ,you F*cking F*ck'.

I still love the short this one friend has that says "Do I Look Like  A farking People Person To You?".

/fits her personality
2013-09-15 01:57:37 AM  
While there are some nice uses of 'FARK' here:


I really just enjoy seeing the actress who played Donatella Moss on West Wing say "I like c*nt."
2013-09-15 02:01:30 AM  
Not movie or TV but relevant:

2013-09-15 04:21:05 AM  

Andyr2120: Wilford Brimley said it in "The Firm", and I almost fell out of my seat!  Up til then, he was always known for playing grandfatherly figures and being the spokesman for fiber supplements for old people. It was beautiful.

Thank you  Andyr2120 for the farking TotalFark sponsorship! I will do my best to put it to farking good use.
2013-09-15 04:40:00 AM  
One of my favorite movies, Used Cars.



While illegally breaking into a broadcast: "What the fark is this?"
"Did he just say fark? He can't say fark on tv, that's an FCC violation..."
2013-09-15 06:15:10 AM  

K.B.O. Winston: While there are some nice uses of 'FARK' here:


I really just enjoy seeing the actress who played Donatella Moss on West Wing say "I like c*nt."

The sound on that one made it almost unwatchable.
2013-09-15 06:20:49 AM  
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2013-09-15 07:19:30 AM  
Col. Meyers: What's your assessment of this situation, Gunny?
Highway: It's a cluster f*ck, sir.
Col. Meyers: Say again?
Highway: Marines are fighting men. They shouldn't be sitting around on their sorry asses filling out request forms for equipment they should already have, sir
2013-09-15 07:54:51 AM  

zekeburger: I was surprised not to see this:


^^This. PT&A would've been a PG-rated film (and been seen by a larger audience) were it not for this sole scene. However, Frank Oz and Steve Martin decided that it was so funny - they kept it in and risked the R. Gotta respect that.
2013-09-15 07:57:03 AM  
And lest we forget ... the Indian guy trying to use curse words like an American?

2013-09-15 08:42:11 AM  
My favorite and certainly NSFW.

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2013-09-15 10:02:50 AM  

The fortune cookie scene in Mickey Blue Eyes.

"Not waitress--OWNER!!"
2013-09-15 10:28:44 AM  

scumshine: My favorite and certainly NSFW.

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A funnier version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3woEDTUbDYg  (NSFW)
2013-09-15 10:42:27 AM  
For you consideration:
Blind Fury
Four people get trapped in an elevator.
Bro 1: "Shait!"
Bro 2: "Fark!"
Bro 1 & 2: "Shiat Fark!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipcnjhjIBQM (NSFW, due to language.)
2013-09-15 11:06:13 AM  
"I am NOT drinking any farking Merlot!!!"
2013-09-15 11:42:47 AM  
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2013-09-15 11:44:19 AM  
Terrible quality, but that scene always gets a laugh out of me personally.
2013-09-15 12:38:59 PM  
You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves.
2013-09-15 02:52:55 PM  
That wasn't even Arnold's best "fark you, asshole" scene - this one was.
2013-09-15 03:34:01 PM  
Clicked for Half Baked and Boondock Saints...leaving satisfied.
2013-09-15 06:39:05 PM  
Any scene from The Commitments is bound to qualify!
2013-09-15 07:30:44 PM  
How it "MOM! THE MEATLOAF!!!!! F*CK!!!!!" not on this list?
2013-09-15 08:25:32 PM  

Skarekrough: Opening scene of "Way Of The Gun."

Thank you. I felt the list was severely lacking that.
2013-09-15 08:52:24 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: "fark you, fark you, fark you...you're cool...and fark you, I'm out"

I thought about that scene last week while waiting in my car for my McMuffin.  I thought that someday I'm going to have to quit a job that way.  I came in here to submit that one but I'm too late.
2013-09-15 09:18:44 PM  
Honorable mention as well to Repo Man.

Leila: What about our relationship?

Otto: What?

Leila: Our relationship!

Otto: fark that!

Leila: I'm glad I tortured you!
2013-09-15 09:57:34 PM  
On the TV show Dexter his sister Debs has  a lot of good swearing moments, but this made me laugh:
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