Mid_mo_mad_man: Loren: No Line For Beer: Well, if there's no official Miss Uzbekistan P, then there's nothing really stopping her from declaring herself the chairperson and founder of the Miss Uzbekistan pageant and sole judge. I don't see the problem here.It's not like she's going to ruin the credibility of beauty pageants.Don't you have to be affiliated with the main organization?Mid_mo_mad_man: I'm sorry subby but I wouldn't hit it. First I'm married and second she's a twig. Women like steaks need fat for flavor. If I was single I might slum it and tap that ass.Yeah, being married I wouldn't go for her, either. I do agree she's a bit on the skinny side but not enough so to be offputting to me.She's got a very pretty face but no curves. I'm afraid my Missouri white snake would split her in two.
Alphax: Madame Ovary: base935: As long as she doesn't say anything stupid, to make the people of Uzbekistan look stupid, I don't see a problem with it.FTA Gulnara Karimova, the daughter of Uzbek President Islom Karimov...commented on Twitter that the Miss Uzbekistan representative is a "Tajik-looking girl" who "appeared out of nowhere".This may be a problem. Is "tajik-looking" a slur over there?A quick check of Wikipedia turns up http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tajik_peopleSounds like it was a slur, until the last few decades. They're Persian/Iranian.
HotWingAgenda: She is a graduate of the Tashkent Professional College of TourismLol.
JonathanChance: Proving again that Uzbeks are the weak link in the great chain of socialism./Don't give them money or matches.//Obscure?
FatherDale: She is the kind of beautiful that makes me stop and stare. Hit it? Like Hank Aaron.
ScreamingHangover: SCTV warned us about Uzbeks
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