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Bin_jammin: Hahahahaa I was in court yesterday in Westborough. The woman whose house was broken into was in there, getting divorced from her husband. She secretly believed that the burglar neighbor was put up to it by her soon to be ex husband.He's her soon to be ex because she rampantly cheated on him, they'll have been married for two years as of September 30th. She was kind of cute, he has this alpha male actor type look to him, like Aaron Eckhart, the actor. She claimed in court she only cheated on him with one person, and made the claim he'd been sleeping around too, which he denied. The police denied any link between the husband and burglar, but they granted the restraining order anyway. They had to separate them in the courthouse, then when they left they had him wait while she was escorted to her car.Over the bailiff's radio they were announcing she was getting to her car. They asked the husband (who was standing like 8 feet away from me) what she drove: "911 turbo, I'm still paying for it. He did NOT look happy."Best part? On the stand he actually said "My wife found love in the arms of another man." Holy melodrama!
darch: Was he at Nakatomi Plaza?
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