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(Gawker)   Hot 97 DJ Mister Cee would like you to know that he is not gay, but every now and then, he "gets the urge to have fellatio with a transsexual - a man that looks like a woman." Again, he is not gay "because I haven't penetrated another man"   ( gawker.com) divider line
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2013-09-12 09:56:43 PM  
7 votes:
Are we past the point where people are required to fit into categories?  Gay, straight, bi, trans, you do what you want to do, as consenting adults do in private, and if at some point in your life switch, maybe temporarily, you should not have to redefine your entire being to fit into some new label. You're still you.

Maybe we need the sexual orientation equivalent of "it's complicated".
2013-09-12 09:55:06 PM  
5 votes:
When will stories of someone's sexual orientation no longer be "news"?
2013-09-12 10:01:58 PM  
4 votes:
correct me if i'm wrong, but "gay" means you're physically attracted to people of the same sex, right?  if you're a man and you're gay, it means you want to have sex with other men, right?  it doesn't mean you like to stick things in your butt.  you can want to stick things in your butt, that doesn't mean you are physically attracted to men.  and if a transsexual man looks like a woman and you want to have sex with her, doesn't that mean you're straight?  because she looks like a woman?

sexuality is a weird topic, but i get tired of "he looked at a man's balls one time, that means he's totally gay!" comments.
2013-09-12 08:32:17 PM  
3 votes:
So he likes the Dixie Chicks?
2013-09-13 01:24:57 AM  
2 votes:
By the way, I would like to add that I'm really enjoying all the Farkers tripping over each other in their rush to assure us that they don't care about this AT ALL.
2013-09-12 10:32:09 PM  
2 votes:

saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing

Why don't you submit a link with a decent headline instead of biatching about it you sod?
2013-09-12 10:08:41 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-09-13 04:05:32 AM  
1 vote:

HairBolus: Maybe there is a legion of invisible MtFs out there but the only transes I've personally recognized are hookers on street corners I frequently walk past.

I wonder what is major: men who want to fully become women or men who want sex or can charge for sex by pretending to be women. Given Ogi Ogas's results on the shemale porn audience being almost all "straight" males I would guess that this has been going on for hundreds of years and a large number of transes have an economic incentive to keep their penises.

Trans women want to "fully become women as you put it. Crossdressers and transvestites are men that dress up as women but regard themselves as men and have no intention of transitioning. Different groups of people with different motivations for what they do. Their love of feminine clothing is where the similarity ends.

There are a lot of trans people out there that you never see. But yes, quite a few do end up in the sex trade because no one will farking hire them so it's either that or starve. Some choose to do it because they can make a farkton of cash to pay for their medical expenses but I'm guessing most of the ones you see on street corners are there because they have limited options or no other choice.
2013-09-12 11:51:08 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-12 11:46:48 PM  
1 vote:
Notice to all men who think they might be bisexual or gay:

1. Do you have a reoccurring (i.e. more than single drunken incident) desire to put another man's penis in your mouth?

If you answered yes to the above, you are most certainly gay or bisexual.
2013-09-12 11:07:25 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-12 10:49:00 PM  
1 vote:
I was sitting in a bar in medellin and this gorgeous tranny walked by and a young dude says "how do you fark that?" And this old man says "under the balls"
2013-09-12 10:46:41 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Shabooboo: A woman pretending to be man pretending to be a woman....

Always should be someone you really love?
2013-09-12 10:32:59 PM  
1 vote:

saywhat: Very disappointed in subbys today. One of the most significant events in the history of mankind has occurred and there's been no mention of it on FARK.  A man made object, Voyager I, has left the confines of our solar system!  That's incredible!
And FARK ignores it....very disappointing

Visit the geek tab, there's a greened article about Voyager leaving the system and has been for hours.
2013-09-12 10:16:56 PM  
1 vote:

Why is he resigning?  Because he admitted to sex with transsexuals?  Because he paid for sex?  Did I miss something?  It's 2013 isn't it?

I mean, I've never paid for sex and I've never had sex with a transsexual (that I know of), but I don't exactly feel like either of those things are so horrible that you should resign from being a radio DJ.  I mean, it's not like he's the pope or someone in law enforcement in a jurisdiction where prostitution is illegal.

Food for thought.  If I have sex with a woman who looks like a man, does that suddenly make me straight?
2013-09-12 09:59:51 PM  
1 vote:
I believe Muslims view it the opposite. You're only gay if you're penetrated.
2013-09-12 09:57:10 PM  
1 vote:
Well, he might not be gay, but the odds of him having a case of homosexual fetishism is very low.

To be fair, as well, if the person is transgender, deriving sexual orientation from physical contact as well gets far more complex.

Sexual orientation and sexuality is not a black and white spectrum with a clear dividing line. It's actually pretty damn complex.
2013-09-12 08:39:22 PM  
1 vote:
So he blows transvestites. I mean, come on, who hasn't, right?


/I was in the Navy, it doesn't count.
2013-09-12 08:38:17 PM  
1 vote:
"Why do all these gay guys keep sucking my dick?!?!?"
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