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(SacBee)   Minivan carrying clowns crashes. Dozens of casualties expected   ( sacbee.com) divider line
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2289 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Sep 2013 at 9:38 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-12 09:43:48 PM  
3 votes:
Relevant Perry Bible Fellowship: http://www.pbfcomics.com/258/
2013-09-12 09:48:44 PM  
2 votes:
Send in the ambulances.
2013-09-12 09:47:54 PM  
2 votes:
Wait a minute, there's a "clown car" link on the main page that has nothing to do with Octomom or the Duggar family.

I am very confused.
2013-09-13 01:20:58 AM  
1 vote:

Good Behavior Day: One year, our local parade had a tragic accident. A car full of clowns got into the middle of the Shriners. They started their routine before realizing the clowns were there and just took them out. There was clown white and floppy shoes everywhere.

/I still can't look at a fez without getting sad.

Well, you just can't do it without your fez on
2013-09-12 11:07:23 PM  
1 vote:

This was the Sunday before the Columbine shootings. Torrential downpour! I was on my way to a gig. My parents had sold my car the while I was touring with Ringling the previous year, so I was borrowing my dad's car, his red 1988 Nissan 300ZX. The one I actually picked out when I was thirteen thinking that I would get that car when I was older! So I get onto I-64 and I see smoke coming up from the gearshift. I pull over to the side of the road and realized I had no brakes! Coast to a stop when I see flames erupting from under the hood. I think to myself should I just get out now OR grab my stuff and get out. As my income was tied to the stuff in the car, I grabbed it and ran. Got ten feet when the whole front in when BOOM! Now here I am in full clown garb, soaking wet, watching my dad's pride and joy burn away. Turns out it was a fuel injector leak.

/Kick to the teeth: Two days later we get a recall notice in the mail about fuel injectors going bad.
2013-09-12 09:51:15 PM  
1 vote:

Cybernetic: Wait a minute, there's a "clown car" link on the main page that has nothing to do with Octomom or the Duggar family.

I am very confused.

It's a minivan, not a vagina.
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