Cybernetic: Wait a minute, there's a "clown car" link on the main page that has nothing to do with Octomom or the Duggar family.I am very confused.
Grumpy Cat: Send in the ambulances.
cc_rider: Cybernetic: Wait a minute, there's a "clown car" link on the main page that has nothing to do with Octomom or the Duggar family.I am very confused.It's a minivan, not a vagina.
NomadEngineer: Relevant Perry Bible Fellowship: http://www.pbfcomics.com/258/
LesserEvil: Did it look like this?This video desperately needs a counter with a "ding" noise for everyone that climbs out.
Good Behavior Day: One year, our local parade had a tragic accident. A car full of clowns got into the middle of the Shriners. They started their routine before realizing the clowns were there and just took them out. There was clown white and floppy shoes everywhere./I still can't look at a fez without getting sad.
Richard_The_Clown: My CSB:This was the Sunday before the Columbine shootings. Torrential downpour! I was on my way to a gig. My parents had sold my car the while I was touring with Ringling the previous year, so I was borrowing my dad's car, his red 1988 Nissan 300ZX. The one I actually picked out when I was thirteen thinking that I would get that car when I was older! So I get onto I-64 and I see smoke coming up from the gearshift. I pull over to the side of the road and realized I had no brakes! Coast to a stop when I see flames erupting from under the hood. I think to myself should I just get out now OR grab my stuff and get out. As my income was tied to the stuff in the car, I grabbed it and ran. Got ten feet when the whole front in when BOOM! Now here I am in full clown garb, soaking wet, watching my dad's pride and joy burn away. Turns out it was a fuel injector leak./Kick to the teeth: Two days later we get a recall notice in the mail about fuel injectors going bad.
Mr. Ekshun: [i.imgur.com image 576x324]
LlamaGirl: I HATE YOU CLOWNS. I HATE YOU!!!!!
If you like these links, you'll love
Come for the Total, stay for the Farking.
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2018 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Mar 25 2018 02:19:59
Runtime: 0.235 sec (235 ms)