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(Guardian)   So, it looks like British Pizza is a thing now   ( theguardian.com) divider line
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FrancoFile [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-09-12 02:42:20 PM  
11 votes:
How do you boil dough?
Highroller48
2013-09-12 02:55:12 PM  
6 votes:

FrancoFile: How do you boil dough?


In a boil-dough-zer?
Ambitwistor
2013-09-12 03:14:11 PM  
3 votes:
My British Pizza was only lukewarm.  I guess it was "British hot".
Snarfangel
2013-09-12 03:13:18 PM  
2 votes:
Fish-and-Chips pizza is delicious!
dragonhead
2013-09-12 03:12:47 PM  
2 votes:
It's always hilarious when Americans attempt to make fun of the food in other countries.
farkingismybusiness [TotalFark]
2013-09-12 02:58:39 PM  
2 votes:

Yanks_RSJ: URAPNIS: It's got to be better than that New York cardboard crap.

Good try, Alabama.  I'm sure the pizza in Times Square did suck.


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SpectroBoy
2013-09-12 02:57:10 PM  
2 votes:

UberDave: I would be interested to see how flavorless they can make it.


Easy, use the "Standard British Method"

1) Add ingredients to water in a pot
2) Boil until all flavor is extracted in to water
3) Discard water
4) Serve remaining flavorless mush

When in the UK I usually add a step 5

5) Find an Indian restaurant
URAPNIS
2013-09-12 02:49:15 PM  
2 votes:
It's got to be better than that New York cardboard crap.
SpectroBoy
2013-09-12 06:55:30 PM  
1 vote:

jamspoon: Ah, but we have Italian restaurants & Pizzerias in the UK staffed by real Italians.

We also buy kebabs from Turks, curries from Indians & Pakistanis and Chinese food from the Chinese


The reason the British had to conquer so much of the world was to find a decent meal.  :)
bopis
2013-09-12 04:49:58 PM  
1 vote:
The pizzas all have bad teeth. And the male pizzas are all gay.
Am I right?
blatz514 [TotalFark]
2013-09-12 04:26:52 PM  
1 vote:

wildcardjack: Deep fried pizza is a Scottish thing. Hell, they'll deep fry a salad if you ask.


What about shirts?

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LionHound [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-09-12 04:15:29 PM  
1 vote:
Oblig?

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whosits_112 [TotalFark]
2013-09-12 03:54:48 PM  
1 vote:

onzmadi: whosits_112: FooDog: nekom: I have a good friend in Sweden, they put tuna on theirs.  Doesn't sound horrible, just weird.  Bone marrow though, that's horrible AND weird.

Tuna? Not that common. However, Kebab Lutefisk Pizza is where the magic is at (most popular pizza type in Sweden):

[www.glimmapizzeria.se image 800x600]

FTFY
As a 50% Norwegian I have to ask:
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Why, to provoke a reaction. Like this:

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onzmadi
2013-09-12 03:44:13 PM  
1 vote:

whosits_112: FooDog: nekom: I have a good friend in Sweden, they put tuna on theirs.  Doesn't sound horrible, just weird.  Bone marrow though, that's horrible AND weird.

Tuna? Not that common. However, Kebab Lutefisk Pizza is where the magic is at (most popular pizza type in Sweden):

[www.glimmapizzeria.se image 800x600]

FTFY

As a 50% Norwegian I have to ask:
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Burchill
2013-09-12 03:43:20 PM  
1 vote:
US pizza is a thing now?
wildcardjack
2013-09-12 03:15:06 PM  
1 vote:

gopher321: I'm surprised some Yank hasn't either...

1) Barbequed a pizza

or 2) deep fried one yet.


Please feel free not to provide any examples, thx.


Deep fried pizza is a Scottish thing. Hell, they'll deep fry a salad if you ask.
Target Builder
2013-09-12 03:09:26 PM  
1 vote:
gopher321: I'm surprised some Yank hasn't either...

1) Barbequed a pizza

or 2) deep fried one yet.

These are available from most chip shops in Scotland. While there can also get a deep-fried Mars Bar for dessert.

Why yes, heart disease is an issue in Scotland, why do you ask?
whosits_112 [TotalFark]
2013-09-12 03:05:31 PM  
1 vote:

FooDog: nekom: I have a good friend in Sweden, they put tuna on theirs.  Doesn't sound horrible, just weird.  Bone marrow though, that's horrible AND weird.

Tuna? Not that common. However, KebabLutefisk Pizza is where the magic is at (most popular pizza type in Sweden):

[www.glimmapizzeria.se image 800x600]


FTFY
litespeed74
2013-09-12 03:04:57 PM  
1 vote:
Mmmm  marmite pizza. Yeasty...
farkingismybusiness [TotalFark]
2013-09-12 03:03:32 PM  
1 vote:

gopher321: I'm surprised some Yank hasn't either...

1) Barbequed a pizza

or 2) deep fried one yet.


Please feel free not to provide any examples, thx.


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Pizza Taco biatch.
blatz514 [TotalFark]
2013-09-12 03:03:29 PM  
1 vote:

gopher321: I'm surprised some Yank hasn't either...

1) Barbequed a pizza

or 2) deep fried one yet.


Please feel free not to provide any examples, thx.


You mean make a pizza on a grill?

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vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2013-09-12 02:55:41 PM  
1 vote:
What is it, vomit on toast?
*click link*
Yep.
Mega Steve
2013-09-12 02:53:36 PM  
1 vote:
Bland, burned in some places and uncooked in others. So they're just heating up cheap frozen pizzas?
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-09-12 02:53:26 PM  
1 vote:

ChrisDe: URAPNIS: It's got to be better than that New York cardboard crap.

And we're off and running....


Hey!  I'm a proud NJ pizza snob, and I will be the first to admit that well-made Chicago deep-dish is among
the yummiest of foods around.

Its not pizza to be sure, but it is damn tasty.
Englebert Slaptyback
2013-09-12 02:53:20 PM  
1 vote:

Is it better than Ohio-style?
Highroller48
2013-09-12 02:53:00 PM  
1 vote:

URAPNIS: It's got to be better than that New York cardboard crap.


8/10.  You're gonna get a ton of bites.  If this had been a Deli sandwich thread you'd have got the full 10 points, and probably your house torched, as well.
Yanks_RSJ
2013-09-12 02:52:35 PM  
1 vote:

URAPNIS: It's got to be better than that New York cardboard crap.


Good try, Alabama.  I'm sure the pizza in Times Square did suck.
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-09-12 02:25:35 PM  
1 vote:
New Papa Nigel's Bangers and Mash pizza!
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-09-12 02:23:04 PM  
1 vote:
Blood pudding pizza.  Yum!
UberDave [TotalFark]
2013-09-12 02:18:01 PM  
1 vote:
I would be interested to see how flavorless they can make it.
 
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