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(Daily Mail)   ♫Who wears short shorts? Dad wears short shorts, if you dare wear short shorts Dad's gonna wear short shorts♫   ( divider line
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2013-09-12 01:30:31 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-09-12 01:38:21 PM  
3 votes:
Fails to see the issue

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2013-09-12 01:54:19 PM  
2 votes:

talkertopc: Men shorts and bathing suits were not as long as they are today when I was a kid, to me today's long shorts and bathing suits look ridiculous so I only wear pants and do not go swimming.  On the other hand, I'm over weight so I'd probably wear pants no matter how long shorts were.

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2013-09-12 01:33:51 PM  
2 votes:

mike_d85: And you started introducing yourself to your neighbors everytime you moved?

Look at who you are talking about

My son walks to school, but only because I have to drop him off at the 1000 yard marker
2013-09-12 01:29:43 PM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: Parents have veto powers over purchases their children make, even if the kids have their own money.

I have a niece in law who started to dress like all skimpy recently after she got a part time job and started to but her own shiat. When she was over last I commented on how nice of a rack she had. She glared at me and asked why the fark I'd say something so inappropriate especially to ones own niece.

I told her if she was going to dress like a hooker she can expect to be treated like one.

She stopped dressing like a hooker.
2013-09-12 02:59:49 PM  
1 vote:
i was hoping for a daisy dukes thread, not a duke's a daisy thread.

/so disappoint
2013-09-12 02:44:27 PM  
1 vote:

worlddan: The dad is an unmitigated jackass. Utah, why am I not surprised. Porn watching capital of the world but daughter can't fear a pair of shorts.

On the plus side, she'll likely leave home early and move to California, never to talk to him again until the inevitable abuse prosecution after the horrible memories resurface following years of therapy.
2013-09-12 01:46:31 PM  
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2013-09-12 01:44:08 PM  
1 vote:

theknuckler_33: Around you, you perv.

Mission success then
2013-09-12 01:29:04 PM  
1 vote:
I vote to let the girl dress as skimpily as she wants.

But that will just reinforce the dad's point.
2013-09-12 12:51:31 PM  
1 vote:
She needs to be shamed out of that horrid haircut more than short shorts.
2013-09-12 12:28:34 PM  
1 vote:
"Castro street here I come".
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