I_Am_Weasel: "Anna Humphreys, prosecuting, read a victim impact statement on behalf of the goat"That may not be the full sentence, but it's a better sentence
uber humper: Just use the "I saw it on Broadway West End theatre" defense[www.newyorktheatreguide.com image 228x377]
super_grass: [jensfunnyfarm.com image 850x637]/dawwwww
Coconice: So, this was from isolation instead of depravity, huh?How isolated do you have to be before farking a goat seems like a good idea?
Cybernetic: So he'll never be "Robert the fence-builder".
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