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(The Atlantic)   Facebook leads to human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA   ( theatlantic.com) divider line
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2013-09-12 01:51:44 PM  
6 votes:
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2013-09-12 01:37:53 PM  
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FTFA: About two dozen teenagers at the Essex Agricultural and Technical School began having "mysterious" hiccups and vocal tics.

Someone needs to introduce these poor highschool girls to the traditional Victorian cure for hysteria.
2013-09-12 12:45:41 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-09-12 01:43:43 PM  
2 votes:
E: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.

K: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
2013-09-12 01:39:33 PM  
2 votes:

Someone needs to introduce these poor highschool girls to the traditional Victorian cure for hysteria.

I volunteer.

And BTW, no one calls me "Dickless."
2013-09-13 02:10:33 AM  
1 vote:
symptoms of mass hysteria: barking, drooling, clawing, sleeping above the covers, four feet above the covers.
one known source of mass hysteria is people living in buildings constructed with girders that have cores of pure selenium.

if you ask for my source, I have this to say: back off man, I'm a scientist.
2013-09-12 03:02:34 PM  
1 vote:
2013-09-12 02:55:49 PM  
1 vote:
Were rainbow parties ever actually a thing? I recall talking about this in middle school (late 90s) but I don't know anyone who has actually participated. Assuming it's one of those "women want sex, just not with you" things.

If you consider "let's make up shocking shiat to tell this nosy reporter woman and see how gullible she and other adults are" a thing, then yes, they were a thing.
2013-09-12 02:03:31 PM  
1 vote:

meat0918: TheSource: WTF did I just read?

Women be cray cray

This. Women are biologically more likely to believe stupid shiat and delude themselves. Men, on the other hand, don't suffer from crazy psychosomatic things like this. Now, if you will excuse me, I need to go hunt for the witch that stole my penis.
2013-09-12 01:58:48 PM  
1 vote:

TheSource: WTF did I just read?

Women be cray cray
2013-09-12 01:55:42 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-12 01:51:28 PM  
1 vote:
Also, just take a look at Windmill sickness and those idiots that think Wi-Fi is poisoning them.

Morons, the lot of them.

Luckily, we've found a cure for windmill sickness.

Cold hard cash.
2013-09-12 01:48:32 PM  
1 vote:
It's true.  Subby has no dick.
2013-09-12 01:43:29 PM  
1 vote:
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