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(The Atlantic)   Facebook leads to human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA   ( theatlantic.com) divider line
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2013-09-12 01:43:43 PM  
2 votes:
E: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.

K: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
2013-09-13 02:10:33 AM  
1 vote:
symptoms of mass hysteria: barking, drooling, clawing, sleeping above the covers, four feet above the covers.
one known source of mass hysteria is people living in buildings constructed with girders that have cores of pure selenium.

if you ask for my source, I have this to say: back off man, I'm a scientist.
2013-09-12 02:30:07 PM  
1 vote:
You can tell that some Jezebel readers have found that article from the tone of some of the comments.

/Oh, I'm sorry. I meant compersonts.
2013-09-12 02:06:55 PM  
1 vote:

TheSource: WTF did I just read?

Mass hysteria..

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2013-09-12 01:55:42 PM  
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2013-09-12 01:51:28 PM  
1 vote:
Also, just take a look at Windmill sickness and those idiots that think Wi-Fi is poisoning them.

Morons, the lot of them.

Luckily, we've found a cure for windmill sickness.

Cold hard cash.
2013-09-12 01:49:42 PM  
1 vote:
"Making a comeback".

Dude, mass hysteria went no where.

Or he must not have lived through the D&D = satanism scare.

Or rainbow parties (though this might be a facebook/myspace timeframe)
2013-09-12 01:48:32 PM  
1 vote:
It's true.  Subby has no dick.
2013-09-12 01:46:28 PM  
1 vote:
So Facebook is like the Politics tab, but with a billion people.  Niiiiiice.
2013-09-12 01:37:53 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: About two dozen teenagers at the Essex Agricultural and Technical School began having "mysterious" hiccups and vocal tics.

Someone needs to introduce these poor highschool girls to the traditional Victorian cure for hysteria.
2013-09-12 12:45:41 PM  
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