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(Washington Times)   Federal deficit jumps 25% in August. Economists say it would have been much higher but Congress had the entire month off   ( divider line
    More: Fail, congresses, federal deficits, crop insurance, economists  
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2013-09-11 09:44:23 AM  
2 votes:
The Moonies, the religion that gives The Simpsons the idea for one of their best episodes.

"But Marge, we haven't been mass married!"

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/Runner up joke from recent: "Welcome to the Mormon Church, America's most respectable cult!"
2013-09-11 09:40:49 AM  
2 votes:
Is there a non-derp source for this?

/M-O-O-N.  That spells NGTRTFA.
2013-09-11 11:26:29 AM  
1 vote:

super_grass: Let us all focus on the really important issue: our perceived credibility of the Washington Times, for as we all know, it is nearly impossible to verify the factuality of the article through other means.

We could, but it's more important that we let the retards get ZERO, NADA, ZILCH, HAKUNA, NO clicks and maybe allow their retardation to die the death of no ad revenue through education campaigns here on Fark and everywhere where reason is valued.  That is what the world really needs.  Why can't you be a hero too?
2013-09-11 09:53:45 AM  
1 vote:
I have bowel movements more profound than the TWT

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2013-09-11 09:31:51 AM  
1 vote:
Moonies say what?
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