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(Daily Mail)   An 'artificial egg' made from plants is set to revolutionize cooking, Egg McMuffins   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Egg McMuffins, plants, Bill Gates, Peter Thiel, cash crops, market dominance, mayonnaise, whole foods  
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2013-09-11 01:20:58 AM  
2 votes:
Artificial egg? Where have I just read something about that..... -h ad-as-children-but-higher-quality-for-masturbating

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Well, that may still be a step up for McDonald's, but still, EW!
2013-09-11 12:45:30 AM  
2 votes:
This move to force veganism on everyone is alarming. Top of the food chain also means dominance over the wild, untamed vermin who will seize the top title if given the chance.  You enjoy becoming the chickens breakfast, the sheeps sex slave or giving up your breast milk for a cows bowl of cereal.  I, my friend, will continue to dine at the table of man, feast at the banquet of conquest. Yeah, I will savor the flesh of those who would seek to savor mine.  ;-/
2013-09-10 09:10:36 PM  
2 votes:
I will NOT eat this breakfast unless I'm assured that some part of it came out of a chicken's anus!
2013-09-11 06:07:47 AM  
1 vote:

E5bie: Max Awesome: I used to buy eggs from a corner market that were awesome - big and brown with double yolks.

Then one day I opened a new carton and there was feathers and blood all over them.

Haven't bought eggs since then.

Two thoughts:

1) How the F does that even happen??? Seriously, WTF????

2) Meh, it shouldn't have affected the quality of the eggs. They're in shells after all.
Consider that well fed chickens lay more nutritious eggs, which look and taste better than the cheap ones.
Besides, you do know that ALL farm chickens enjoy the same retirement plan, right?

1) But again, for emphasis W...T....F....???

They must have come from GOP Farms.
2013-09-11 05:42:09 AM  
1 vote:
Bwahahaha. Plants. In a McDonald's product. You're killing me here subby. Tell another.
2013-09-11 01:31:48 AM  
1 vote:
2013-09-11 12:55:48 AM  
1 vote:

Acidicnads: Being a vegan or a vegetarian is a natural. Causes cancer.

Ya know what else causes cancer?  Otters.  Thats what.
2013-09-11 12:35:44 AM  
1 vote:
What a useless, worthless invention.  The people who spent time working on that should feel bad for wasting their lives.
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