oldwolf49: We need a license for EVERYTHING ELSE why the hell don't we to have kids yet
ocd002: You know what ruins sex? Kids.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: One more time, because you're obviously not very smart - people on welfare are having more kids now than in any point in history.The overall birth rate is low precisely because the population is high. This doesn't mean that *births* are low (they aren't), just that they're low in comparison to the overall population.
Suckmaster Burstingfoam: MrHappyRotter: Some of you are thinking too short term. First of all, the man's got a goal in life. He's going to have enough kids that he gets his own reality show. Once the money from that starts rolling in, of course he's going to be responsible and use it to raise his kids right and help them get a leg up in life. And, to be honest, after you put 20+ kids through college or trade school, the odds are good that most of them will make enough of a contribution to society to negate any harm that the 1 or 2 bad seeds will cause. Of course, with that many well-educated kids, there's also an excellent chance that at least one of them will be the next Einstein -- and you can't place a value on that.Or the next Hitler, in which case he cancels out up to 20,000,000 kids.
Theaetetus: He sure likes Dayton, but I guess he's not the Marion kind.
skinink: "Smith, who hopes to get a reality show..."For what talent?
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