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(WHIO-TV Dayton)   Dayton man has little remorse after fathering 27 kids. "One thing I would change is different moms"   ( divider line
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2013-09-10 09:59:28 PM  
5 votes:
He sure likes Dayton, but I guess he's not the Marion kind.
2013-09-10 10:08:07 PM  
4 votes:
He may not be able to add but at least he can multiply.
2013-09-10 09:56:43 PM  
3 votes:

oldwolf49: We need a license for EVERYTHING ELSE why the hell don't we to have kids yet

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2013-09-10 11:59:15 PM  
2 votes:
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They even make house calls
2013-09-10 10:33:37 PM  
2 votes:
Man, George Z didn't even make a dent.
2013-09-10 10:23:56 PM  
2 votes:

ocd002: You know what ruins sex? Kids.

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"Like hell it does!"
2013-09-10 10:11:54 PM  
2 votes:
biatches can't resist a man with a Buckeye News Hawk Award AND a Silver Sow!
2013-09-10 10:04:07 PM  
2 votes:
Dude needs to be brought up on charges for subjecting his children to Ohio.
2013-09-10 09:42:54 PM  
2 votes:
I'm not going to predict that it's a black guy.
2013-09-10 09:40:56 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-09-11 11:39:24 AM  
1 vote:
35 years ago....
2013-09-11 08:39:25 AM  
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"We Bebe's kids, we don't die, we multiply"
2013-09-11 07:30:08 AM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: One more time, because you're obviously not very smart - people on welfare are having more kids now than in any point in history.

The overall birth rate is low precisely because the population is high. This doesn't mean that *births* are low (they aren't), just that they're low in comparison to the overall population.

This is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen posted on Fark (ignoring conservative derp). It's especially rich because this poster clearly thingks s/he is making a self-evidently intelligent point while completely missing the reason why birth rates are far more relevant to the discussion than raw birth numbers. Wow. Just wow.
2013-09-11 12:33:04 AM  
1 vote:
I meet people like this all the time. They are all about fatherhood and wanting their kids to have the life they never had and taking care of them so they grow up right. They give everything they have for their kids. . . in their heads. In reality, they have no money, they don't pay child support, and any money they get disappears the second they get it, lest one of their baby mamas get it. They think they're being unjustly judged by a society unable to appreciate what they have to offer. They're basically narcissistic a**holes who do nothing but cause problems for other people. And they seem to attract women like flies. What's amazing is that a lot of the women who have their children know about all the other women and the other children. Each one thinks she's the one who's going to get him to settle down and do right, and that the other women are just greedy, manipulative biatches intent on stealing him back. .

Lawyers meet a lot of guys like that; we call them clients.
2013-09-10 10:49:40 PM  
1 vote:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: MrHappyRotter: Some of you are thinking too short term.  First of all, the man's got a goal in life.  He's going to have enough kids that he gets his own reality show.  Once the money from that starts rolling in, of course he's going to be responsible and use it to raise his kids right and help them get a leg up in life.  And, to be honest, after you put 20+ kids through college or trade school, the odds are good that most of them will make enough of a contribution to society to negate any harm that the 1 or 2 bad seeds will cause.  Of course, with that many well-educated kids, there's also an excellent chance that at least one of them will be the next Einstein -- and you can't place a value on that.

Or the next Hitler, in which case he cancels out up to 20,000,000 kids.

Sorry, that title has already been taken by Obama.
2013-09-10 10:44:29 PM  
1 vote:

Theaetetus: He sure likes Dayton, but I guess he's not the Marion kind.

He can't remember if he is Dayton a girl from Eaton, or Eaton a  girl from Dayton.
2013-09-10 10:20:58 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: "Smith, who hopes to get a reality show..."
For what talent?

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2013-09-10 10:18:35 PM  
1 vote:
Cage match for Christmas presents.
2013-09-10 10:15:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-09-10 10:05:10 PM  
1 vote:
A poet and performer who goes by the stage names of Brave Nate, FlexLuthor and Hustle Simmons,

Butt McStinky and Richard Smallpenis were taken.
2013-09-10 09:57:46 PM  
1 vote:
To be fair, there aren't a whole lot of other things to do out here in Dayton.
2013-09-10 09:54:50 PM  
1 vote:
We need a license for EVERYTHING ELSE why the hell don't we to have kids yet........this should be something the repugnatcons are all over!!
2013-09-10 08:40:38 PM  
1 vote:
I remember this L & O: SVU episode:

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