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2013-09-10 06:37:18 PM  
But I've already brought my finger to parsnip, and farted out a line of jujubees. I'm good to go.
2013-09-10 06:38:52 PM  
Don't dress your cat in an apron
Just 'cause he's learning to bake.
Don't put your horse in a nightgown
Just 'cause he can't stay awake.
Don't dress your snake in a muu-muu
Just 'cause he's off on a cruise.
Don't dress your whale in galoshes
If she really prefers overshoes.
A person should wear what he wants to
And not just what other folks say.
A person should do what he likes to -
A person's a person that way.
2013-09-10 06:42:12 PM  
Beware the jubjub bird, and shun
the frubious bandersnatch.
2013-09-10 06:43:08 PM  
reminds me of the drunk monkey BBC video

2013-09-10 06:47:30 PM  
Thaaaaaaank you!

I've been telling people this for years!!!
2013-09-10 06:47:46 PM  
Shut up, Ambien Walrus.
2013-09-10 06:48:16 PM  
My father told me not to trust a man with a wooden leg, especially the one that will come up and try and sell you eggs.
2013-09-10 06:58:13 PM  
Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow.

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2013-09-10 07:17:08 PM  
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2013-09-10 07:24:53 PM  
One thing I know for sure: don't try to go drink for drink with RAAF fighter pilots

/trust me on this one
2013-09-10 07:28:49 PM  

chairmenmeow47: reminds me of the drunk monkey BBC video


He sings boogie-woogie and it sounds real funky.
2013-09-10 07:29:07 PM  
Tycho Brahe has a drunken moose,
That moose is known for hittin' the juice
He's gonna wind up in the calaboose, 'cos
Tycho Brahe has a drunken moose
2013-09-10 10:38:38 PM  
Mynd you, møøse drunks Kan be pretty nasti...
2013-09-10 10:57:06 PM  
And if you find out what the fox says, please let me know.
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