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(Newser)   The man who survived on raisins and rats while lost in the Andes for four months may not have exactly wanted to be found: It turns out he got lost while fleeing child sex charges   ( divider line
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3226 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Sep 2013 at 11:21 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-10 11:25:58 AM  
There's no denial like a mother's denial.

/Denial ain't just a river in.... oh wait
2013-09-10 11:27:04 AM  
Nice plot twist.
2013-09-10 11:35:01 AM  
... and those weren't raisins!
2013-09-10 11:35:41 AM  
Stupid article, it does not mention if the Uruguayan rugby team that crashed in the Andes in 1972 had pedophiles in it.
2013-09-10 11:37:07 AM  
"Gomez's mom isn't buying the allegations, though. "Raul is a good, hard-working man," she says. "He never had troubles with anybody." So why would her son risk such a dangerous trek across the Argentina border in the middle of winter without supplies? "Because he's brave, and daring," she tells the AP."

She forgot to add because her son is is a scummy pedophile. How about they throw him back in the Andes and they call it even?
2013-09-10 11:37:58 AM  
2013-09-10 11:39:12 AM  
There will be plenty of rats and raisins to feast on in Chilean PMITA prison.
2013-09-10 11:57:47 AM  
He thought the Andes were kids named Andy.
2013-09-10 12:00:42 PM  
Some Farker will explain how everyone misuses the term "pedophile"in 3.. 2..
2013-09-10 12:15:47 PM  

baronbloodbath: There will be plenty of rats and raisins to feast on in Chilean PMITA prison.

To be fair, we appear to be basing our decision of his guilt on the fact that he ran.  The conditions in said Chilean PMITA prison would be the same whether he was guilty or merely on trial.  What would you do?
2013-09-10 12:47:26 PM  
Mother: 'My son doesn't even like kids! He wanted to be a priest when he was young. He only loves God. And me. And mountain hiking. In winter.'
2013-09-10 01:03:55 PM  
Raisins & Rats. Worst cereal EVER.
2013-09-10 07:07:22 PM  

Altitude5280: Raisins & Rats. Worst cereal EVER.

Nah, Nabisco's short lived Razors & Steel Wool. Plenty of minerals, but no taste.

Are we building the trebuchet to return this creature to the wilds yet?
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